[In the front of everyone's door, there is a small pink box. That's right. She did it again, people dear to her all get a small personal amount of baked treats.]

EVA: You lucky person, you are also her Secret Santa assignment. Along with your cinnamon coffee cake, you also get a very dazzling bracelet.

Miller: Italian creme cake.

Bowser: Chocolate walnut brownies...she hopes you're happy.

Wario: You're a jerk but...hey, here's a box of garlic mashed potato pancakes.

Watt: Lemon meringue cake.

Parakarry: Cranberry orange muffins.

Daisy: Upside down pineapple cake.

Zelda: Chocolate raspberry torte.

Midna: Fruit tart.

Marth: Chocolate tea cakes.

Knuckles: Mango cake.

Flurrie: Chocolate rose petal cake.

Brock: White chocolate chip cookies.

Lash: DAIRY FREE cheesecake. She made a note for Lash to let her know this.

Arceus: Rainbow cake.

Riley: Sponge cake with strawberries and whipped cream.

Pit: Chocolatey cake. It is so richly chocolate.

[Wario was unfortunately roped into the stupid Secret Santa thing. He doesn't want to do it. His victim is Max. Max was that big, burly guy cooking steaks at that barbecue, right? Ugh.

To Max: Wario leaves one (1) raw steak pinned to Max's door, with a note saying "To Max. From: Your Secret Santa."

He decides to leave other gifts for people too. The only person who receives a note telling who the gift is from is Waluigi.

To Waluigi: Wario leaves three (3) large eggplants. Plus a copy of his newest WarioWare game so he can play it and tell his friends how awesome it is. :|

To Goose: Wario leaves one (1) bottle of hair gel. Too bad the gel is actually a mixture of glue and ketchup. Have fun with that one.

To Bowser: Bowser finds a beautifully-wrapped box outside of his door. Inside is a bob-omb.

To Peach: Wario leaves a book entitled "How to stop being Kidnapped Constantly."

To Luigi: Wario leaves a two-dollar plunger. Since he's a plumber.

To Daisy: Wario leaves a bucket of snails.]

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

Hello again, Smash Academy. It's so lovely to be back once again~.

I apologize for leaving so suddenly, there were important matters I had to attend to at the Mushroom Kingdom. Everything is resolved, so I can return to the school at ease knowing everything is now under control.

I've noticed some fresh faces around here, my name is Peach. I was previously a student here but I have now signed up to be a Teacher's Assistant. So I hope to still see you all in class. And don't ever be shy if any of you need my help at all.

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Hey LOSERS. Guess what day it is?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. It's my BIRTHDAY. I expect you all to give me some good presents. Preferably gold and/or money. Maybe some garlic on the side.

U-Um so... Now that Halloween's coming up... I guess people are going to be doing... Halloween things... I-I hope nobody's going to do anything scary this time...

If anyone wants to see me on Halloween, I'm going to be hiding in my dorm room. I-I don't want anyone jumping out at me in the halls...

But even though it's probably going to be a scary month, the trees are still really pretty! You know, since they're all red and orange and... yeah...

Oh! By the way! I was planning on baking some fall-themed treats, so if anybody wants some, feel free to stop by the kitchen! J-Just make sure to leave some for everyone else, please... If that's okay with you...

[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that?

Well, it’s because of the fat kid currently on video on the communicator. He looks about thirteen, shaggy blonde hair that probably hasn’t seen the sharp edge of a pair of scissors for a year or so doing their best to obscure his eyes. Along with the weight problem, he looks…ill. His skin is a bizarre, light shade of blue. He’s also wearing a large, mean grin on his face as he stands on top of a chair in his dorm room, his left leg perched upon the chair back, occasionally rocking it to tip the legs back and forth. He’s set the communicator on the top of something else to focus on him, clearly wanting to hog the imaginary spotlight he’s created for himself.

And his voice? Has no right to be as sure as it sounds, or lay everything on so thickly as he speaks.]

Hey losers. It’s you’re lucky day. You know why?

Because I’m here. Me, Pokey Minch, genius and time-traveler and master prankster.

So, alright, funny story. Usually I wouldn’t pay half a mind to your little rinky-dink school but I was cruising around space and time – you know, awesomely – and I was kind of bored for a bit when I noticed this hole in the ground. So, being the nice guy I am, I thought I’d be gracious enough to drop in and say hi, maybe stay for a while and see if you nerds actually do anything worthwhile.

You’re welcome.

Now that we all know each other, let’s set some ground rules about how things are going to be from now on. I-

[Unfortunately, the boy’s proclamation is interrupted as he rocks too hard on the chair, the chair tipping forward and spilling the boy forward. He apparently ends up hitting whatever was holding the communicator up hard enough that the communicator knocks over and turns off, ending the feed.]

[Oh, look. It's a little girl with long, purple hair. Isn't she precious?]

Hello! I have a question for everyone. What is your favorite kind of candy?

My roommate took off. It's about time. She said it was only for a little while but maybe she'll get eaten by a Pokemon while she's home, and Red and I will have the room to ourselves again. I hate that the Hands keep giving me roommates, it's such a pain. You'd think nobody but me would want a haunted dorm, but I guess I was wrong.

And if anybody sees the new Health teacher, tell him HE OWES ME MONEY.

[MEANWHILE, all over campus, Ashley is stalking about as usual. GOSH I HOPE YOU'RE NOT AN UNSUSPECTING DIALGA. Or an unsuspecting anyone, for that matter. If you're looking for magical assistance, however, you can always INQUIRE WITHIN BW-01, at your own risk, of course.]