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http://staygold-wario.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-10-21 01:19 pm
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01 Wario - Video

Hey LOSERS. Guess what day it is?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. It's my BIRTHDAY. I expect you all to give me some good presents. Preferably gold and/or money. Maybe some garlic on the side.
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givemeyouranswerdo: (wtf)

[personal profile] givemeyouranswerdo 2011-10-21 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How about some mouth wash? You could probably use that.
ext_1114581: (Sitting on the couch)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, shut up Daisy. No one likes you.
givemeyouranswerdo: (wtf)

[personal profile] givemeyouranswerdo 2011-10-22 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And they like you even less.
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, whatever, think what you want, LOSER.
thedesertrose: ([angry] don't say that!)

NOT HERE

[personal profile] thedesertrose 2011-10-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
NONONONONONO.
pkrockin: (Uh. What.)

[personal profile] pkrockin 2011-10-21 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... Not really the best way to get people to celebrate your birthday, guy!

But Happy Birthday!

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT NESS WENT AND... Got him a little garlic. It is sitting by Wario's door. Ness why.]
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Feh, I had to remind everyone that it's my birthday! People forget, you know!



....You call this a PRESENT? What is this, a single bulb of garlic? PATHETIC!


...Well, at least you tried.

[Geez Wario. A simple "thank you" would be better.]
pkrockin: (I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride)

[personal profile] pkrockin 2011-10-22 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Wellllll, there's nothing wrong with a reminder if that's all it is!

[Ness is not a stranger to this sort of behavior.]

It was the biggest one they had. I hope you have a good day!
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it was a reminder for people to give me presents and celebrate ME.

...

...All right, kid, you tried. I'll let it slide this time.
pkrockin: (Saluting like a boss)

[personal profile] pkrockin 2011-10-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep Wario is. One of those. Kinds of guys. Ness is just going to not get into it with him, it's the guy's birthday.

SO LETTING IT SLIDE IS A GOOD THING RIGHT? RIGHT?]

You're... welcome!

[RIGHT????]

[identity profile] eggplantaddict.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Waluigi thinks you should be celebrating Waluigi day instead.
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Waluigi? When the hell did YOU get here?

I ain't celebrating anything to do with you on my birthday!

[identity profile] eggplantaddict.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Waluigi just got here, and why not!? Everyone should be celebrating the existence of Waluigi! You're a horrible friend.
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, everyone should be celebrating the existence of ME too.

[identity profile] eggplantaddict.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
What is there to celebrate about you!? Waluigi doesn't understand your logic!

[Pause.]

Fine. Happybirthdaywhatever, you happy now!?
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
What is there to celebrate about me? I'm superior to everyone in every way ever, that's why!

...

Gee, thanks.

[identity profile] jeweloflife.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I made some muffins for you!

[They are. In your room. And also garlic flavored.]
ext_1114581: (WarioMan)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, thanks lady! These muffins are great!

[Wario is actually genuinely pleased. How about that?]

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
::Outside of your room is a box with a beautiful bow on it::

::Inside of this box is a bob omb::
ext_1114581: (BLARGH)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wario eagerly opens the box. Then the bob-omb explodes in his face, leaving him looking like a comically charred thing out of a cartoon.

Yep. Now he knew exactly who gave him that "present."]

[identity profile] mailcalltime.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Pardon me but...who are you?
ext_1114581: (WE CAN DO IT)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm-a-Wario, and I'm-a-gonna WIN.

Who are you, shrimp?

[identity profile] shellshot-04.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The name's Parakarry! I deliver letters.

Wario, correct? Come to think of it, you do look vaguely familiar. Kind of like Mar...
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, a mailman eh? Aren't you one of those paratroopas or something?

[identity profile] mailcalltime.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's correct!

[identity profile] 140-96.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Gold, money and garlic sound like a combo for disaster.

[identity profile] 140-96.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
... That's a pretty bad comeback.

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey.

I left money on your doorstep. Thought I'd be generous today.

Enjoy, m'kay? Buy something real nice with it.

[When Wario checks for the money, all he will find, however, is a penny.

It is a very dull, old penny.

Enjoy, indeed.]
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[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

...

WHAT. You call this a present? What the hell can I do with a measly penny?! Gee, thanks for nothing, bird-brain!

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You said money. You didn't say how much.

[HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH]
ext_1114581: (BLARGH)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Well, anyone with more of an actual brain, not one for a bird, would know that I meant money that wasn't completely worthless in this damned economy!

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It ain't that worthless.

Toss it in a fountain in front of the school and wish for more cash. It'll happen.

[Funny thing is? Goose thinks there is a possibility for that. IT'S SMASH. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN...]
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