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[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

My roommate took off. It's about time. She said it was only for a little while but maybe she'll get eaten by a Pokemon while she's home, and Red and I will have the room to ourselves again. I hate that the Hands keep giving me roommates, it's such a pain. You'd think nobody but me would want a haunted dorm, but I guess I was wrong.

And if anybody sees the new Health teacher, tell him HE OWES ME MONEY.

[MEANWHILE, all over campus, Ashley is stalking about as usual. GOSH I HOPE YOU'RE NOT AN UNSUSPECTING DIALGA. Or an unsuspecting anyone, for that matter. If you're looking for magical assistance, however, you can always INQUIRE WITHIN BW-01, at your own risk, of course.]

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[SO MUCH ACTION]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear me did someone say an UNSUSPECTING DIALGA...? BECAUSE I CERTAINLY MIGHT BE ONE.]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[INDEED.

Ashley's just derping around with her magic wand out on the main quad.

This is totally not dangerous at all.]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[Why would that ever be dangerous? Especially when that certain unsuspecting dialga's just wandering right on by and minding her own business.

Watch out, girly.]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[WOOPS HEADS UP

There's a blast of magic just zipping past you there. CLOSE CALL.]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[And then Dana realized that she was a tall target WELL THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE. ALMOST UNFORTUNATE WHATEVER.

That stopped Dana in her tracks, turning her attention to the owner of the blast of magic.]

Ah, excuse me. While I do not mean to be rude, you should quite possibly pay closer attention to those who are walking by. I was almost the unfortunate target of your magic.

[:|]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[YOU LUCKY BITCH]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[...]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[OH NO

YOU DIDN'T]

Maybe you shouldn't be in my way.

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[OH YES I DID.

AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN.]

I was not in your way.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[PLEASE ENJOY THIS MAGIC WANT LEVELED AT YOUR FACE.]

You are now.

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[She won't hit Dana. she wouldn't dare hit Dana.]

I would suggest you lower your weapon.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[Ashley just...raises her eyebrows like that's the stupidest thing she's ever heard.

Because it is.]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

You heard what I said.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Yes. What makes you think I care?

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

Mmm... I believe you would certainly care if you realized just who you are dealing with.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I don't.

[PLEASE ENJOY THIS BLAST OF MAGIC RIGHT AT YOUR FACE.]

1/2

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

Well you sho--

[ZAP]

[timederp.livejournal.com]

[What.

What is this.

WHY AM I TINY WHY IS EVERYTHING WEIRD OH GOD WHAT.]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[Please enjoy some maniacal laughter.]

[timederp.livejournal.com]

[Must.

Try.

To.

Bite.

Ankles.]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I like you better this way.

[timederp.livejournal.com]

[And I like you better when you're dead...

HUFF SO HUFFING SO MUCH HRRNGH.]

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

[Wario is safe behind this computer screen, right? RIGHT?]

I told you, I don't owe you money! You got your paycheck, but it came to an even zero dollars because of... union dues... and stuff like that.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I'm not in any unions.

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Listen, girly, I don't care if you're not in a union. The thing about unions is, if they're affiliated with a company, you have to pay the dues whether or not you're part of the union!

[It is sad, but true. Although don't tell Wario that WarioWare is a non-union company so none of this actually applies.]

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Fine. You want me to look up all your fancy legal business and prove you wrong?

I will.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

You really hope someone will get eaten by somethin'?

Classy.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

If it means I can have the room to myself again, why not?

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Havin' a room to yourself especially if you and your roommie didn't get along's perfectly fine, I get that.

But don't tell me you hated her enough to want her dead.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

You sound surprised that I would say something like that.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...Y'know you're right.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I always am.

[the-letter-p.livejournal.com]

Yuk yuk yuk! You'd think that whatever's in there that makes your room so haunted would be company enough, but nope! Hey, might as well take that time that she's gone to completely mess up her side of the room, slick. That's what I would do, anyway.

So, what's all this about some teacher owing you money? Did they fall short on paying you for a curse or something?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

You'd think. She loves ghosts. They don't bother her at all!

Oh. I made some games for the health teacher once and he never paid me. I don't work for free.

[the-letter-p.livejournal.com]

That's just crazy talk! Everyone should be afraid of ghosts! Tch, it sounds like she'd be tough to scare...but it also sounds like a good challenge.

Well, I say you should teach him a lesson! If he doesn't want to pay you, then you should force him to!

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I don't know what's up with her.

That's the plan. If I need some help, I'll let you know.

[the-letter-p.livejournal.com]

Got it. Tell me if you need me to do something to that teacher guy! Or your roommate. Whoever.