WALUIGI HATES THIS PLACE ALREADY - [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Comments

[using-science.livejournal.com]

You know Wario?

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waluigi knows Wario, yeah! That yellow glob thought that celebrating his birthday was more important than celebrating Waluigi day! Can you believe that? Waluigi won't hold it against him though, because Waluigi is a good friend. You know, unlike someone!

Waluigi heard that Wario teaches here. Think he'll let Waluigi help?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Not another one.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waluigi thinks you're ugly! ...And what do you mean not another one!? Do you not like Waluigi?

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

What?! How the hell is it my fault that you got some moron for a roommate?

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

That's easy! You set Waluigi up because you were jealous of Waluigi! If you wanna be jealous, then be jealous of the fat red skittle you hate! Not Waluigi!

Phone Post to his Mailbox

[thewunderkind]

[YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM WUNDERKIND]

> LOL GOOD LUCK BEING PRINCIPAL, WADUMBASS.

Re: Phone Post to his Mailbox

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Waluigi was not amused, to say the least.]

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

If you were really the new headmaster then wouldn't you be able to pick what room you got?

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

...

Security! Guards! Wario! Someone take this thing away from Waluigi! They know too much!

[rivalsweetscent]

Yeah, you're as much as the new headmaster as the Piplup was. I'd much rather stick to wearing green, thanks.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waaaaa...

Did you say... green?

[Waluigi's eye twitches.]

OUT! OUT! OUT OF WALUIGI ACADEMY! YOU CAN GO TO LUIGI'S LOSER CAMP INSTEAD!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

No. Just no. Leave. Now.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Bowser, eh? Isn't this a surprise! Waluigi can't leave his own academy, much like you can't leave that lame-o shell of yours! Is it Waluigi, or do you stink? When was the last time you got a bath, turtle-thing?

[goldtrainer.livejournal.com]

Silver's a great guy! He's a Pokemon trainer from the Johto region. You'll like him, and I'll bet you could learn a lot from him.

Also, who's Waluigi and why are we supposed to kiss his shoes?

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Oh boy, now it's time for Waluigi to endlessly say that Silver the Hedgehog is a lame Pokemon trainer. Whatever those are, anyways.]

Waluigi likes shiny things, so Waluigi will like Silver. Why the rock is a po-key-moon trainer is beyond Waluigi! Besides, he'll be the one learning stuff from Waluigi.

...

Waluigi is Waluigi, and you're supposed to kiss Waluigi's shoes because he's number one!

[punchvolcanoes]

....uhhh...

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

What's the 'uhhh' for!? Fine, Waluigi won't give the treasure that he was just about to hand out to everyone because of that! Detention for you!

[auraqualia.livejournal.com]

Be quiet, you odious man. It is an undignified way to behave.

[Riley is frowning and not pleased that you're shouting all over the network.]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Don't tell Waluigi what to do, because Waluigi is number one and you're not.

[Waluigi seems to have quieted down... Okay, not really.]

Where did you get that hat from? Waluigi wants it! Give it to Waluigi!

[paneldeflambe.livejournal.com]

And what if I don't WANT to wear purple?

[... spoilers, all of her outfits are purple. ಠ_ಠ she just knee-jerk-reacts to these things rebelliously.]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Then you'll be sentenced to cleaning up Wario's garbage! That's something everyone should do once in their lifetime, it builds character!

So too bad, now wear purple!

[Hehe, then it's time to lay down the verbal threats that Waluigi will never actually act on.]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Oh great. Another one of you.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Daisy! Waluigi missed you very much, so Waluigi will send you a million roses to your room! This showcases Waluigi's extreme kindness, so don't reject Waluigi's offer!

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, it's about time you showed up! We've been waiting for you to come claim your rightful place!

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Finally someone understands Waluigi!

Waluigi thinks that you're the best servant here yet! Now be a good Waluigian and tell the others to act like you!

[water-and-steel.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be in your own quarter if you're the new headmaster.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

The whole academy is Waluigi's quarters, so I am in them! As headmaster, Waluigi wants you to find the one who made Waluigi believe there was a secret throne room and exact Waluigi's revenge! Get to it already!

[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

I agree that purple is a lovely color, but surely we can be more civil about this!

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waluigi is being civil! Waluigi does like for you liking purple, but how is Waluigi not being civil!?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Holy crap I'm getting deja vu.

Why the hell're you talkin' in the third person? We got your name the first time, genius.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waluigi has no idea what you're talking about, but no one should forget Waluigi! That's why Waluigi talks in the Waluigi person, got that!?

I'M SO SORRY I'm late

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

No! Why are you here?!

Wh-What if I said I can't dance?

Re: I'M SO SORRY I'm late

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Just staring.]

...

[And more staring.]

If it isn't the king of losers himself, Luigi! We're going to have so much fun in this place, aren't we? Aren't we!? Of course we are! Now why wouldn't you be able to dance? Haven't you learned anything from your stupid brother on how to dance? Get dancing or else Waluigi will unleash a store-bought can of ghosts in your room!

[Video]

[cantnjoysammich.livejournal.com]

[What...]

... You really know how to make a point.

Even if it is one that no one will agree with.

Re: [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

You know it! Though if they don't agree with it, then I'll have to make them agree with it. Can't have people being rebellious, now can we?

[alltheparadoxes.livejournal.com]

I'm the Silver you're talking about. I'm guessing you're my new roommate.

I'm not going to kiss your shoes. You can't tell me what to do!