WALUIGI HATES THIS PLACE ALREADY - [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Comments

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Listen, chumpwad, I don't need to take this from the likes of you.

So just shut your ugly mug or I'll be forced to make you.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Wah-ha-ha!

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the chump bed or what? Waluigi doesn't take orders from anybody, especially from mutants like you!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You know, you're right. I'm so sorry for everything I said. Let me get you something to make up for it all.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Heh, you better be sorry. What do you have for Waluigi that will make everything up? It's gotta be big if we're talking about all the stuff you've pulled.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Oh, how about a beautiful diamond made out of rubies and emeralds and diamonds? I'll put it outside of your room in a gift box just for you.

[koopatroop.livejournal.com]

::Ten minutes later an anonymous goomba delivers a package to your door::

::There is almost certainly* a beautiful diamond made out of rubies and emeralds and diamonds inside of it, and not a bob omb::

*Actually no, not at all

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sounds great! Heh, and here was I thinking you were a horrible person! Must be going soft on me, eh? The big bad brute has a soft heart underneath that stupid shell, who would of known? Maybe--

[He's just gonna go take that package and open it.]

Wha--

[Cue explosion.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Looks like this problem's been... blown up out of proportion.::

::YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH::