Luigi had spent most of the winter in the kitchen, baking cookies for all of his close friends.

Balloon Fighter: A cookie tin of balloon-shaped cookies!
Peach: A cookie tin of strawberry tart cookies!
Daisy: A cookie tin of flower-shaped vanilla cookies with lemon tart centers!
Parakarry: A cookie tin of fluffy cloud-shaped cookies covered in powdered sugar!
Watt: A cookie tin of sun-shaped lemon cookies!

((If you think I've forgotten someone, feel free to tell me in the comments.))

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

U-Um so... Now that Halloween's coming up... I guess people are going to be doing... Halloween things... I-I hope nobody's going to do anything scary this time...

If anyone wants to see me on Halloween, I'm going to be hiding in my dorm room. I-I don't want anyone jumping out at me in the halls...

But even though it's probably going to be a scary month, the trees are still really pretty! You know, since they're all red and orange and... yeah...

Oh! By the way! I was planning on baking some fall-themed treats, so if anybody wants some, feel free to stop by the kitchen! J-Just make sure to leave some for everyone else, please... If that's okay with you...

Hello everyone, I haven't quite realize it, but it seems it's already October now. I've been so caught up with things, the time passes me by. H-hahaha. [Oh god, that was horrible, how can he make himself sound confident. sob]

Um... since it's October, Halloween should be by the end of the month.Then again it would be odd if it were in another day... S-so, I think I want to cook more sweets than usual. Halloween's still far, but making them in advance or just making sweets in general n-never hurt anyone, right...? Umm.. if anyone could lend me a hand or anything....

S-So, uh, I guess I haven't been saying anything here lately... Or even leaving my room, for that matter... [He trails off. Did anyone even notice that he was gone? The only times he left his room was for short walks or small errands. After so many encounters at this school, leaving his room seemed kind of dangerous!] Was there some sort of vacation that I missed? For a while, the whole school was empty! It was kind of creepy... I was lonely...

But a-anyway! Does anyone know what the loud music was about...? People keep saying something about a party, but that much was obvious... I got stuck right in the middle of some sort of dance party in the hallway! I think I lost the books I was carrying...

U-Um, by the way, if anyone finds some cookbooks in the hallway, those are probably mine!