Well, I never thought it'd happen, but I managed to get used to the general antics of this place. There are still plenty of classes I need to check out, but other than that, it's been quite lovely. Not to mention, the weather hasn't really begun to change yet. I've been spending a lot of time at night sitting on the balcony, enjoying the air while I still can.

I hope that the rest of the transfer students are having similar experiences.

[Hey, who's this guy on the network? He's got the look and feel of some kind of big-shot celebrity. Maybe he is, somewhere, in some time period. He's known well enough to the Capcom kids, anyway.

Probably.

Behold! He speaks!]

Hey, Smash Academy. Name's Frank West. I'm the new photography teacher. You might recognize me as one of the reporters who hung around after that alien invasion back in '09. Just because I transfered over from Capcom doesn't mean I want any trouble, got it?

S-So, uh, I guess I haven't been saying anything here lately... Or even leaving my room, for that matter... [He trails off. Did anyone even notice that he was gone? The only times he left his room was for short walks or small errands. After so many encounters at this school, leaving his room seemed kind of dangerous!] Was there some sort of vacation that I missed? For a while, the whole school was empty! It was kind of creepy... I was lonely...

But a-anyway! Does anyone know what the loud music was about...? People keep saying something about a party, but that much was obvious... I got stuck right in the middle of some sort of dance party in the hallway! I think I lost the books I was carrying...

U-Um, by the way, if anyone finds some cookbooks in the hallway, those are probably mine!

[Well, well, well. Look who it is.

She looks a little bit happier. And if she's not, then she's just putting the face on for everyone. In the background is cleared space, and pictures in the far corner. Lots of pictures, it'd seem. She's practising with her sword. Yes. In her room. She talks between executed maneuvers.]

I'd say that was a very successful class a couple weeks ago.
I'd also say that if that music starts up again, I don't care who's closest to me. They'll be getting one in the jaw and I hope it knocks out some teeth.

[There's a brief pause in her stance.]

So what's next, kids? Massive drinking parties? Consider me in if we have one.

[And then she continues.]