WALUIGI HATES THIS PLACE ALREADY - [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Comments

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, it's about time you showed up! We've been waiting for you to come claim your rightful place!

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Finally someone understands Waluigi!

Waluigi thinks that you're the best servant here yet! Now be a good Waluigian and tell the others to act like you!

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Sure I'll totally get on that.

But first has anyone told you about the secret Principal throne room?

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Eh?

No one told Waluigi about the secret Principal throne room! Why does everyone hate Waluigi? Waluigi will take this Academy and shove it into the golden age! Keep talking, kid! Keep talking! Where is this throne room made for Waluigi?

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Alright, to start with, you need to go to the second story of the dorms. Do that first, got it?

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Out of nowhere, Waluigi pulls out a notebook and a pencil. He begins to jot down some notes, nodding furiously at every word.]

Yeah, yeah! Continue! Waluigi will do that later, unless Waluigi is supposed to go there right now. What's next? Tell Waluigi!

Re: [Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

No no no! You need to go right now! We're working on a time limit and if you don't get to the controls in the throne room within a few minutes, you won't be able to get there ever again!

[Can you hear the urgency in Pokey's voice, Waluigi? Can you?]

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Waluigi puts away the notebook/pencil and mutters various things about the other guy's mother, then proceeds to make his way up to the second story's hall with lightning speed. He heard that urgency alright, and that must've meant that there WAS NO TIME TO WASTE OH NOOOO]

Alright, alright! Waluigi is here now! Quick, tell Waluigi the next step before the time limit runs out! Where are the controls? Where is the throne room? Where where where!?

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Okay it's hard to see but that first window in front of you? There's an invisible walkway right in front of it. You need to get on it and keep running straight, you got it?

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hah, that's it!? That's easy to remember! Waluigi will never forget this! Waluigi won't give you any reward for this, so see you later loser!

[With one last snicker, Waluigi ran out the window like an idiot.]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Splat.]

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just laughter, cruel and harsh and hard to imagine coming from a thirteen year old.]

Oh man, don't worry about that!

I already got my reward.

[Click.]

Re: [Audio]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

...

Waluigi hates this place even more now.