WALUIGI HATES THIS PLACE ALREADY - [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Comments

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Pokemon? We're like animals with superpowers. There's a lot've different species, but we all got two things in common. We fit in Pokeballs, and our language sounds like we're saying our name over an'over.

Like this: venusaur venusaur, saur venusaur. Sounds almost like you, prattlin' on.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Waluigi thinks ponke-moons are stupid! Animals with superpowers already exist, so why call them something lame? They should be called Waluigi-moons instead!

Waluigi also thinks you should dye your hair purple instead of green.