WALUIGI HATES THIS PLACE ALREADY - [Video]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Comments

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm a frog, not a thing!

*Sticks his tongue out at the screen*

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

WAH!

Frog, thing, same thing! You look like a mutant to Waluigi. Did you just come out of a horror movie or what?

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not a lying jerk!

Nuh-uh. I'm from space.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Space?

WAH-HA-HA-HA!

Your jokes suck, but Waluigi thinks with a little makeover, you could be a good student of Waluigi academy.

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Eww! I don't want a makeover from you.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

Whaaa!?

Who wouldn't want a makeover from Waluigi!? Waluigi can make you not ugly! Give Waluigi five hundred billion reasons why not!

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

I'm not ugly and I wouldn't wanna join a school run by a huge jerk anyway. Two reason's are enough.

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

You're the ugliest thing Waluigi has ever seen, besides that Raikover guy! You're going to let Waluigi make you a better thing and you're gonna like it! Now go fetch Waluigi some grape soda!

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

[Slippy's scared.

Waluigi's words strike so much fear in Slippy's heart that he promptly turns off his computer and goes off to play some Great Giana Sisters.

You sure showed him, Waluigi!]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Mmm. He showed him good. Showed him real good. Waluigi scowls at the loss of contact, making a mental note to deal with that thing later.]