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If anyone thinks I left again, I just want to assure you guys that I didn't. I was just in the hospital a while thanks to a freak accident. Let's not discuss what that accident was.

Final exam time should be soon. For those unfamiliar with Zoology finals, I'll be taking you guys on a field trip to a danger-filled dungeon and you'll have to make your way through, getting past its nasties with the knowledge you've gained from this class. If I'm not fully recovered by then to save your hides should you decide to screw around, I'll get an able-bodied adventurer to chaperone with us. A place should be decided within a week.

I've disappeared a lot this year, so maybe I'll make this one easier than usual.

[--Private to blacky do not hack-]
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Give me Money. That's what I want.

( Long Boring Narration )

Anyone know where I can find a good part-time job?

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( This post is very public, but cut for having lots of little drawings )

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I expect a box of chocolates from each of my students tomorrow. Grades will be based on quality. Anyone who doesn't comply will fail.

Current Mood: amused

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There's something I want to try out at the stadium next Sunday and I need volunteers to play along. I will guarantee anyone interested that while there won't be any bloodshed, it will still be pretty violent for your fighting fetishes.

In a nutshell, you'll be sparring with assigned props. I can't give out anymore detail until the end of it.

Stadium, Next Sunday, 7pm. Preferrably students, but I shouldn't let the faculty miss out on all the fun!

((Log will happen after the move to dreamwidth))

[Narrative/Action - Happy New Year]

( This might get long.. Also, it could be contrived as gory. Read at your own discretion. )

[OoC Notes!

Long story short: Caim killed the Kraken and pretty much displayed his killing by leaving pieces of it everywhere for people to find. So the dormitory halls, the classroom halls, the unlocked classrooms, the cafeteria, the bathrooms? Yeah. They all have at least something, even if it's really small. If you skimmed the narrative (which I wouldn't blame you for), then just note that the head of the Kraken can be found put on display in front of the main office for the Hands.

For those who did read the narrative, Caim's reference to the Seed of Destruction can be seen here. It might be a bit spoileriffic for anyone who doesn't want to know, so don't click it if you're trying to avoid everything. (Also, it's a bit graphic and not for the faint of heart, I suppose.) This is one of the last things Caim actually saw before he came to the academy. /useful tidbits of information

Also, for those who don't know who the Kraken is, you can take a look at this here, which I used to reference a lot of stuff in this narrative.

For those who may wish to confront Caim (as he didn't go in disguise for this) once they've discovered it's him (or if they've known all along), you can either contact me about it, or form up a mob (as I'm sure more than one person would like to give Caim his just desserts). I'd be happy to work with anything as long as I know beforehand.

Additional Notes:
I understand this may come as a shock to a lot of characters (and possibly players). If you have any issues with it or questions, please don't hesitate to contact me. You can leave a note on my HMD, or send me a PM, or contact me over AIM (afkmkdirarf).]

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Meryl is handing out bags of candy to anyone who walks into the armory early this week. Feel free to handwave this, and anyone who had some CR with her, but not enough to warrant anything, is probably getting this as well.

( Duster )

( Leon )

( Miller )

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart! The very next day some douchebag made alcohol explode in my face

[Leon has everything by people's doors by the afternoon of the 27th, picking up what was given to him in the morning of that.]

Zoology students each get new dissection kits and fancy switchblades

The lovely Desert Spice gets a gold necklace (on sale) to feed her Dodongo and a box of truffles and designer sweater for herself.

The purple rose of death gets more imported poffins and new black underwear set.
"Please don't take this the wrong way, I just know what you like."

Afroboomboom, Armsmaster Fatass, Fatass Aran, and Sunshine in Shades all get Lylatian blasters
He was so tempted to get Sunshine boy something totally embarrassing,,,,

Frog Prince of Lylat gets a silly Christmas sweater and a trashed motorcycle with a note saying he can likely build something out of it better than what the bike originally was

The Russian <s>Sexual Favors</s> dudes each get a drink mix set and shotglasses.

Lord O'Donnell gets a manly canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of expensive beer
Leon doesn't know Wolf left yet so... I guess whoever's at Wolf's desk now or whatever gets free dog shampoo and beer

Pup McCloud.... Leon doesn't know what to get him, but shouldn't leave him out- manly canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of diet cola

Saurian-speaking Furry gets feminine canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of TAB soda, assuming the pink can means it's a girly drink.

Broken Limbs Training Guy gets aromatherapy candles for meditation

Her Majesty Shroomness gets a pink baking pan set

That fat orange-mustachioed dude Leon never bothered to speak with much but stands out considerably... gets a Lylatian Blaster.

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....uhh. Too lazy to make the usual GIANT LIST

[STOP MEETING AND LIKING PEOPLE OH MY GOD I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE KNUCKLES]

Ameratsu for secret santa: Knuckles doesn't know you very well except you and Bob fought pretty hard on that one Rescue Mission. And that you are a big puppy. You, therefore, get a box of tennis balls.

Cream: You get a big plush My Little Ponyta: Friendship is Awesome toy. It's a Rainbow Splash Seahorse Pony. Because everyone knows she's the cool one. (Right? That's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Ganondorf: A bottle of nice scotch in a set with two glasses. In other words 'We should totally sit down and drink this one of these days bra'.

Blaze: A fancy hair clip with a jewel on it that sort of looks like a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles has never seen the Sol Emeralds, but assumes they sort of look the same. He is wrong but the thought is there any way.

Silver: Some hair spray. You must be using some SERIOUS product to keep that 'do airborne, after all.

Eggman: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Raikov: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Cyrus: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Librarians: A hand written apology for using the Library Xerox machine to make Xeroxes of his butt.

Goombella: A pretty sweater, some replacement bulbs for her Plinth helmet's light, a copy of reservations for two at a fancy shmancy upscale restaurant in town and a card. In the card is a note apologizing for not being around as much as he'd like, an apology for probably making her worry, and a promise to make up for it.

Voile: He's never quite sure what to get you, Voile. This year it is a set of mittens. They are green and fuzzy and will hopefully keep those little hands of yours nice and warm should you be outside.

Everyone else Knuckles knows and likes: You get fruit this year. Knuckles is not feeling exactly CHRISTMASSY right now so he got some good, fresh fruit from the wholefoods market, some nice bags and baskets and a whole big pile of cards. Each card has some variation of 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas' on it.

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[text][oh hey im gonna be off hiatus this weekend]

I'm spending Christmas exploring the moon and perhaps other parts of this space. Should I be able to snag a ship that could carry more people and house a bar with a drinks expert or something, Who'd else would like to go?

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[In West Final Destinay, bored and lazy, in the rich clubs where he spent most of his days. Breaking in, thieving, escaping all cool and all shooting some night guards outside by the pool when a couple of guys, they were up to some good! Started making trouble in the neighborhood. he got in one little fight with the cops on his tail, they said "You're moving with the psychos and the thugs in a jail!" He whistled for the jeep and when it appeared the license plate said "smash" and Sandbag's in the rear! If anything he thought that this ride's uncool, but no time to bother; go home to the school! They pulled up to campus 'round 7 or 8 and he said to the bag, "I'll punch you more some later." He looked at the school, he was finally here! To finally sleep until the start of next year.]

[Except he'll be up by sunday afternoon for his usual rounds of getting food, setting up his office for the week and otherwise wandering around aimlessly. But he's pretty tired.]

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Hello again, Smash Academy. It's so lovely to be back once again~.

I apologize for leaving so suddenly, there were important matters I had to attend to at the Mushroom Kingdom. Everything is resolved, so I can return to the school at ease knowing everything is now under control.

I've noticed some fresh faces around here, my name is Peach. I was previously a student here but I have now signed up to be a Teacher's Assistant. So I hope to still see you all in class. And don't ever be shy if any of you need my help at all.

Current Mood: contemplative

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Forgive me for not attending the masquerade festivities. I'm not really into the whole prancing around in costume thing. ~~My Lord English coat just isn't wotking out for me.~~

I've been looking for outside work to fulfil my urges of beat-stuff-up excitement, but I'll try not to skip town again. ~~At least without telling her this time.~~

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I don't think I could refer to last week's thing as a date, but it was interesting.

Once I got to look back on it after chugging a bottle of Purell once I got home.

He was nice, at least.

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[Camera feed comes in at rather awkward moments sometimes. In this case, it's while Nabooru's in the midst of stifling a yawn.

She slouches over and stares at her camera, seemingly unamused - or something like it.]

Hello kids, cranky old men, potential dancers, and cohorts.

Are you all having a good time? I had a blind date with that Edward guy, and he doesn't seem so bad. He was pretty nice actually. How many of you got stuck with people you hated?

[She pauses to cover her mouth with her right hand and a few moments later withdraws it.]

Hold that thought.
Any of you know of good sleep remedies?

[If anyone says 'a good lay' or its equivalent, she's going to punch them in the face.]

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Tell me about some of the stupidest things you've ever done, Smash Academy. ~~I need to be reassured I'm not the only one who does dumb crap all the time.~~

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SOME SUNDAY MORNING ITS GOING TO BE. [audio?]

[Whatever it is you are up to at some 11am, you are going to hear Goose yelling some perverted fuckery if you are in earshot of a PA speaker.]

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ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS AND STAFF OF SMASH ACADEMY:
It's me, General Guy. You may have seen me around campus over the past few years, attending classes at both the high school and university level. However, I've recently accepted a job as an administrative assistant to the hands. Now, you may be asking yourself what this changes. Simply put, everything. I will be delivering messages from them to you, and vice versa.
Basically, it will do you well to treat me with some more respect than you're used to- I could potentially make things rather difficult for you, if you catch my meaning!
Except for you, King Bowser, sir! You are always in my good graces, of course.

That's all!

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"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine nor a garden without love."

... That's a Chinese proverb. Maybe I should go and try gardening again.

[She sighs and absentmindedly pets the Pikachu sleeping on her desk.]

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~~Rooming this time must be a cruel act of irony.~~

[Feed turns on and there is a green chameleon in a brown trenchcoat and black turtleneck sweater appearing on it. The dorm scene behind him appears to be empty save for its default furniture and a single box (he has very little of his own belongings as they were gone when he returned, that box actually has quilts and crap stolen from a 5-star hotel- um). Looks like he's starting over again... again, but he seems in a good mood.]

Hope the new school year is treating everyone well. Sorry I'm late to the party again.

I only just got here this morning, so the first class will run next Friday at noon-ish. To all you new people, I run a series of classes that study monsters and things that block the paths of adventurers and give them hell. By the book, it's called "Zoology." Sometimes we meet the live ones and sometimes we cut up the dead ones. It'll be fun.

My name is Leon, if you don't know it, and while my dorm is changed, which... really shouldn't be anyone's business, my office is still at the same room 404.

I'm not easily gotten rid of.