[Video]

[shootmedown]

[feed turns on. February 16th at 9:17am]



[Leon's voice is heard offscreen.]
"...after I struck that knife in the old one the other night. Don't turn on that video cam."




"That thing feeds straight to the network, and I almost never post on there or check it anymore and I don't plan to again anytime soon.




"It's not like I have anything to talk about not worth others knowing my business."




"Hi, guys! It's your old pal Mr. Powalski and my day has been completely dandy! I just came back from a week-long job delivering crap to Nimbasa City again and decided to smuggle my old friend back home with me, but my girlfriend was being a mopey trash again and you know what? The Janitor can have her because she's dead to me!"

...

"You get the idea!"

"Right now I'm just going to the center and take some silly little test that will allow me to legally raise this Pokemon into a highly-sophisticated evil plant demon"




"Yeah right."




"Oh right. I can't go like this."




"I don't want to walk in the building and get pelted by the raging balls of aspiring trainers."




[poof i guess?]






[there's some clothes-ruffling sounds from chest behind]

"I'll go over the manual again before we take off. I don't want to be a career trainer or anything, but I should probably start hounding a couple of gym leaders around here for matches before you overlevel yourself and stop listening to me-"




...

"Why is that light on?"





"Nice job, sassysnake. How long has this been recording?"

Comments

[whitedeviljack]

[I AM SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY AT YOU YOU CAN GO SUCK A COCK. GO SUCK A MILLION COCKS. GO COCK YOUR COCK AND GET COCKED TO DEATH YOU DICK.

DICK COCK.

COCKING DICK COCK COCK.

AAAAAAGGHHHHH.]

[amaterasuomikami]

[... Did you just want a post full of cocks? Is that what's happening here?]

[thepartysjustbegun]

[I'm tempted to cock block him from my journal.]

[thepartysjustbegun]

["Man this video ran for a while. Welp." Its not like I've said anything that'll make someone flip out. That girl is already always miserable. You better get off the table and hide". ]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He can suck my cock. You too.]

[analyzes_shields]

[Oh neat, Leon has a snivy! Slippy is just going to wave hello to you and-oh, maybe he shouldn't of heard that. Well, this is awkward.]

...Hi?

[thepartysjustbegun]

[The Snivy waves a nearby kitchen knife at the politoed as Leon gives her the hand flick cue to shoo.]

Hi. [He grins] what can I do for you?

[analyzes_shields]

[Slippy side-glanced at the Snivy. Was that thing threatening him?]

Nothing really. Just wanted to say welcome back.

[thepartysjustbegun]

[No, she just wanted to show you her cut HM/Leen is so going to fail the exam].

Thanks. I appreciate. Anything new going on?

[analyzes_shields]

Nope.

You missed us acting like weirdos on Valentine's Day again.

[thepartysjustbegun]

I'm almost sad I missed that. It's not every day I get someone to express their undying love to me.

I can't be picky if the person is under the influence or not.

[analyzes_shields]

I don't. I hate acting like a creep every year.

[He doesn't want to think about it.]

Anyway, so ya' got a pokemon?

[shootmedown]

I don't think I've actually seen you as a creep myself before. I'll be sure to stalk you next year because it must be a scream!

[Leon's eyes wander around the room for a couple of seconds (and switching this discussion to PRIVATE) and then lifts the Snivy, plopping her on the desk in front of him. SHE IS STILL HOLDING THE KNIFE AND LICKING THE SIDE OF IT]

Yep! She was loan to me for a side job I took last summer and I decided last month I wanted to keep her.

[his eyes wander to the left.]

Not as a possession or pet or something like that. It'd be pretty messed-up for a reptile to have a pet reptile, you know? But you should get the idea.

... and no one wants her because she's pretty dangerous.

[shipscomingout]

[Well, Slippy was probably not so much creepy than he was plain silly when under the cupid bots' influence Slippy though he was.]

Dangerous? I think she's kinda' cute. [And then he notices Lena licking the knife and cringes a bit before coughing and brushing it off.]

It was nice of you to take her in.

[shootmedown]

[Leon is now so very, VERY curious to see Slippy being a creepy love-struck pervert. ONE DAY LENA WILL HER HER APHRODISIAC- ERM, ATTRACT TM ON HIM.]

Stop it, Toad. [eyes wander to the side again] I'm not used to the word "nice" tied to my being.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, that was a nice show...

Welcome back.

[thepartysjustbegun]

Yeah yeah. Very funny. [He shrugs]

But thanks. How's everything?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Rather well. It's been a while, we need to do some catching up. Now that you no longer have vagina cooties.

[thepartysjustbegun]

Hey! I've dated her recently but I havent touched any vaginas in over a year now!

So it has. I have a lot of free time these days, want to meet up later today?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Sure. We can have our Pokemon mingle too.

[thepartysjustbegun]

She could use some friends. This moveset we're working out isn't really working at the moment, but I guess you can't substitute a knife, aphrodisiac, and pepper spray for the proper means of teaching Cut, Attract, and Stun Spore.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Not really, no.

I'm sure Katya and she will get along though.

[thepartysjustbegun]

Yeah...

They will. Lena's a murderfuck princess!

I'll see you after the exam!

[majorcrotchgrab]

Good luck!

[thepartysjustbegun]

Thanks. I appreciate it.

[in the background, the Snivy just slashed the new trainer manual with a kitchen knife. Atta girl!]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[... Raikov is worried about Katya now.]

[shootmedown]

[because of the possibility that Lena might hurt Katya or because she might teach Katya how to be a Nuzlocke Murderfuck?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[EITHER OR.]

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[pitticus]

[GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE oh no poor Mr. Powalski and what a terrible accident that was to see]

Looks like you did a journal entry anyway, huh?

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[shootmedown]

I suppose I did. I guess I can live with the fact that nobody has come to kill me yet!

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[pitticus]

Haha, why would anyone do that? Also, I didn't know you had a girlfriend! What's her name?

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[thepartysjustbegun]

Who wouldn't want to kill me? ^_~

I guess her name really wouldn't matter at this point. Thing is, we never talked about each other, so I guess this was more of a secret teachers' lounge thing.

... Except none of the faculty knows either so this is more of of a secret teachers' lounge under the table thing.

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[pitticus]

Well for one thing, I sure don't have any reason to kill you! That's one less load off your mind.

Whoa, a secret romance? Wouldn't I like to know! That only makes me more interested. Nnn, now I'm gonna start staring at all the single lady teachers and wonder if they're the special secret girlfriend or not!

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[thepartysjustbegun]

How very mature of you.

I was just thinking about telling you, but maybe this guessing game might entertain me for a while. It's not like you're going to ogle them pervertedly and sprout demon horns from doing as such

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[pitticus]

Awww! You're no fun. Guess I'm gonna have to... well, guess! I don't even have any leads or anything, so this might take a while.

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[thepartysjustbegun]

She was kind of spooky. Does that help?

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[pitticus]

Maybe! I just have to think of a spooky lady, that's all. Hmm... All I can think of are ghosts!

OH WAIT... I'm not gonna say it here but I think I know who it is!