smashacademy | [Video]

[feed turns on. February 16th at 9:17am]

[Leon's voice is heard offscreen.]
"...after I struck that knife in the old one the other night. Don't turn on that video cam."

"That thing feeds straight to the network, and I almost never post on there or check it anymore and I don't plan to again anytime soon.

"It's not like I have anything to talk about not worth others knowing my business."

"Hi, guys! It's your old pal Mr. Powalski and my day has been completely dandy! I just came back from a week-long job delivering crap to Nimbasa City again and decided to smuggle my old friend back home with me, but my girlfriend was being a mopey trash again and you know what? The Janitor can have her because she's dead to me!"

...

"You get the idea!"

"Right now I'm just going to the center and take some silly little test that will allow me to legally raise this Pokemon into a highly-sophisticated evil plant demon"

"Yeah right."

"Oh right. I can't go like this."

"I don't want to walk in the building and get pelted by the raging balls of aspiring trainers."

[poof i guess?]

[there's some clothes-ruffling sounds from chest behind]

"I'll go over the manual again before we take off. I don't want to be a career trainer or anything, but I should probably start hounding a couple of gym leaders around here for matches before you overlevel yourself and stop listening to me-"

...

"Why is that light on?"

"Nice job, sassysnake. How long has this been recording?"

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Well, that was a nice show...

Welcome back.

Yeah yeah. Very funny. [He shrugs]

But thanks. How's everything?

Rather well. It's been a while, we need to do some catching up. ~~Now that you no longer have vagina cooties.~~

~~Hey! I've dated her recently but I havent touched any vaginas in over a year now!~~

So it has. I have a lot of free time these days, want to meet up later today?

Sure. We can have our Pokemon mingle too.

She could use some friends. This moveset we're working out isn't really working at the moment, but I guess you can't substitute a knife, aphrodisiac, and pepper spray for the proper means of teaching Cut, Attract, and Stun Spore.