[Video]

[shootmedown]

[feed turns on. February 16th at 9:17am]



[Leon's voice is heard offscreen.]
"...after I struck that knife in the old one the other night. Don't turn on that video cam."




"That thing feeds straight to the network, and I almost never post on there or check it anymore and I don't plan to again anytime soon.




"It's not like I have anything to talk about not worth others knowing my business."




"Hi, guys! It's your old pal Mr. Powalski and my day has been completely dandy! I just came back from a week-long job delivering crap to Nimbasa City again and decided to smuggle my old friend back home with me, but my girlfriend was being a mopey trash again and you know what? The Janitor can have her because she's dead to me!"

...

"You get the idea!"

"Right now I'm just going to the center and take some silly little test that will allow me to legally raise this Pokemon into a highly-sophisticated evil plant demon"




"Yeah right."




"Oh right. I can't go like this."




"I don't want to walk in the building and get pelted by the raging balls of aspiring trainers."




[poof i guess?]






[there's some clothes-ruffling sounds from chest behind]

"I'll go over the manual again before we take off. I don't want to be a career trainer or anything, but I should probably start hounding a couple of gym leaders around here for matches before you overlevel yourself and stop listening to me-"




...

"Why is that light on?"





"Nice job, sassysnake. How long has this been recording?"

Comments

[analyzes_shields]

[Oh neat, Leon has a snivy! Slippy is just going to wave hello to you and-oh, maybe he shouldn't of heard that. Well, this is awkward.]

...Hi?

[thepartysjustbegun]

[The Snivy waves a nearby kitchen knife at the politoed as Leon gives her the hand flick cue to shoo.]

Hi. [He grins] what can I do for you?

[analyzes_shields]

[Slippy side-glanced at the Snivy. Was that thing threatening him?]

Nothing really. Just wanted to say welcome back.

[thepartysjustbegun]

[No, she just wanted to show you her cut HM/Leen is so going to fail the exam].

Thanks. I appreciate. Anything new going on?

[analyzes_shields]

Nope.

You missed us acting like weirdos on Valentine's Day again.

[thepartysjustbegun]

I'm almost sad I missed that. It's not every day I get someone to express their undying love to me.

I can't be picky if the person is under the influence or not.

[analyzes_shields]

I don't. I hate acting like a creep every year.

[He doesn't want to think about it.]

Anyway, so ya' got a pokemon?

[shootmedown]

I don't think I've actually seen you as a creep myself before. I'll be sure to stalk you next year because it must be a scream!

[Leon's eyes wander around the room for a couple of seconds (and switching this discussion to PRIVATE) and then lifts the Snivy, plopping her on the desk in front of him. SHE IS STILL HOLDING THE KNIFE AND LICKING THE SIDE OF IT]

Yep! She was loan to me for a side job I took last summer and I decided last month I wanted to keep her.

[his eyes wander to the left.]

Not as a possession or pet or something like that. It'd be pretty messed-up for a reptile to have a pet reptile, you know? But you should get the idea.

... and no one wants her because she's pretty dangerous.

[shipscomingout]

[Well, Slippy was probably not so much creepy than he was plain silly when under the cupid bots' influence Slippy though he was.]

Dangerous? I think she's kinda' cute. [And then he notices Lena licking the knife and cringes a bit before coughing and brushing it off.]

It was nice of you to take her in.

[shootmedown]

[Leon is now so very, VERY curious to see Slippy being a creepy love-struck pervert. ONE DAY LENA WILL HER HER APHRODISIAC- ERM, ATTRACT TM ON HIM.]

Stop it, Toad. [eyes wander to the side again] I'm not used to the word "nice" tied to my being.