....uhh. Too lazy to make the usual GIANT LIST

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[STOP MEETING AND LIKING PEOPLE OH MY GOD I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE KNUCKLES]

Ameratsu for secret santa: Knuckles doesn't know you very well except you and Bob fought pretty hard on that one Rescue Mission. And that you are a big puppy. You, therefore, get a box of tennis balls.

Cream: You get a big plush My Little Ponyta: Friendship is Awesome toy. It's a Rainbow Splash Seahorse Pony. Because everyone knows she's the cool one. (Right? That's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Ganondorf: A bottle of nice scotch in a set with two glasses. In other words 'We should totally sit down and drink this one of these days bra'.

Blaze: A fancy hair clip with a jewel on it that sort of looks like a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles has never seen the Sol Emeralds, but assumes they sort of look the same. He is wrong but the thought is there any way.

Silver: Some hair spray. You must be using some SERIOUS product to keep that 'do airborne, after all.

Eggman: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Raikov: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Cyrus: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Librarians: A hand written apology for using the Library Xerox machine to make Xeroxes of his butt.

Goombella: A pretty sweater, some replacement bulbs for her Plinth helmet's light, a copy of reservations for two at a fancy shmancy upscale restaurant in town and a card. In the card is a note apologizing for not being around as much as he'd like, an apology for probably making her worry, and a promise to make up for it.

Voile: He's never quite sure what to get you, Voile. This year it is a set of mittens. They are green and fuzzy and will hopefully keep those little hands of yours nice and warm should you be outside.

Everyone else Knuckles knows and likes: You get fruit this year. Knuckles is not feeling exactly CHRISTMASSY right now so he got some good, fresh fruit from the wholefoods market, some nice bags and baskets and a whole big pile of cards. Each card has some variation of 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas' on it.

Comments

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Kind of lame, bro. Just fruit? Where's the protein, bro.::

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[You can survive without having any protein in your fruit basket Max. There is no rule that says you HAVE to have protein in everything. You can eat some fruit - Look, there's bananas in it. MMMMM Rich in potassium. You need potassium, Max. It's good for you.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::I'm sorry, but have you seen me ever? I'm pretty sure that I have to sprinkle protein powder on fruit to get my daily caloric intake..::

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[....then... do that. Enjoy. That way you can get potassium AND protein.]

[shootmedown.livejournal.com]

I want a Xerox of Knuckles' butt!

[A non-booze edible! (Contrary to what some may believe, He'll take fancy fruit over alcohol any day) He eats some of the fruit for breakfast on the morning of the 27th while reading the cards.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

No, Professor Powalski. I don't think you're ready for this jelly cuz my body's too bootylicious for ya babe

[sunfurry.livejournal.com]

[/dignity]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[There is nothbing undignified about playing with tennis balls. Try telling Serena Williams that she is undignified.]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Fruit is always appreciated. Especially since he knows you're working hard. He enjoys them.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[Vitamins and minerals and antioxidants in fruit help you heal, Mac. Your fruit basket is probably the biggest. HEAL QUICKLY.]

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Fruit is like, one of Pit's favorite food ever. Plus Miracle can have some too!]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[Probably he put some chao fruit in there just FOR Miracle. Because Chao deserve Christmas gifts too.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[... Human or Echidna?]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[Does this icon answer your question?]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Hm. ... Hmmm. He will have to consult Volgin whether they keep it or not.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[.....You're not supposed to want to keep it. That defies it's entire purpose.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Yes, well. It's a nice ass.]

[shellshot-04.livejournal.com]

[After getting nothing but cakes and candies from people the entire month, he had almost forgotten what a fruit basket even looked like so Parakarry kind of stared at it.

And then he ate some. It was delicious.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[Turtles cannot live on cakes alone, Para. You need vitamins and minerals found only in fresh fruits and vegetables to keep your skin shiny and your wings feathery.]

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

[This will go well with the flies Bowser got him.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[...haha. Fruit flies.]