[Hello Smash. There is a man on screen. He is looking kinda funny, but he's talking.]

Hey guys, just rolled into town today.

Name's Vincent Brooks, came from a long ways to be your new RA. So, uh, come to me if you have any questions.

Hope to see you guys around.

[Private to Staff]

So, anyone know a good place to get a drink around here?

( This might get long.. Also, it could be contrived as gory. Read at your own discretion. )


[OoC Notes!

Long story short: Caim killed the Kraken and pretty much displayed his killing by leaving pieces of it everywhere for people to find. So the dormitory halls, the classroom halls, the unlocked classrooms, the cafeteria, the bathrooms? Yeah. They all have at least something, even if it's really small. If you skimmed the narrative (which I wouldn't blame you for), then just note that the head of the Kraken can be found put on display in front of the main office for the Hands.

For those who did read the narrative, Caim's reference to the Seed of Destruction can be seen here. It might be a bit spoileriffic for anyone who doesn't want to know, so don't click it if you're trying to avoid everything. (Also, it's a bit graphic and not for the faint of heart, I suppose.) This is one of the last things Caim actually saw before he came to the academy. /useful tidbits of information

Also, for those who don't know who the Kraken is, you can take a look at this here, which I used to reference a lot of stuff in this narrative.

For those who may wish to confront Caim (as he didn't go in disguise for this) once they've discovered it's him (or if they've known all along), you can either contact me about it, or form up a mob (as I'm sure more than one person would like to give Caim his just desserts). I'd be happy to work with anything as long as I know beforehand.

Additional Notes:
I understand this may come as a shock to a lot of characters (and possibly players). If you have any issues with it or questions, please don't hesitate to contact me. You can leave a note on my HMD, or send me a PM, or contact me over AIM (afkmkdirarf).]

[In the front of everyone's door, there is a small pink box. That's right. She did it again, people dear to her all get a small personal amount of baked treats.]

EVA: You lucky person, you are also her Secret Santa assignment. Along with your cinnamon coffee cake, you also get a very dazzling bracelet.

Miller: Italian creme cake.

Bowser: Chocolate walnut brownies...she hopes you're happy.

Wario: You're a jerk but...hey, here's a box of garlic mashed potato pancakes.

Watt: Lemon meringue cake.

Parakarry: Cranberry orange muffins.

Daisy: Upside down pineapple cake.

Zelda: Chocolate raspberry torte.

Midna: Fruit tart.

Marth: Chocolate tea cakes.

Knuckles: Mango cake.

Flurrie: Chocolate rose petal cake.

Brock: White chocolate chip cookies.

Lash: DAIRY FREE cheesecake. She made a note for Lash to let her know this.

Arceus: Rainbow cake.

Riley: Sponge cake with strawberries and whipped cream.

Pit: Chocolatey cake. It is so richly chocolate.

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

[The setting: tonight. It has been raining. a lot. Like, way more than usual. But, it's kind of nice if you're into that sort of thing. It does have it's downsides.

Hello Smash, you are treated with a very lovely video of a hysterical humanized Shy Guy standing knee deep in water. The feed seems to have been turned on by accident and he is uselessly flopping a bucket around. Small pieces of furniture float comically around the room.]

Ah... agh... WHAT?!

ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS AND STAFF OF SMASH ACADEMY:
It's me, General Guy. You may have seen me around campus over the past few years, attending classes at both the high school and university level. However, I've recently accepted a job as an administrative assistant to the hands. Now, you may be asking yourself what this changes. Simply put, everything. I will be delivering messages from them to you, and vice versa.
Basically, it will do you well to treat me with some more respect than you're used to- I could potentially make things rather difficult for you, if you catch my meaning!
Except for you, King Bowser, sir! You are always in my good graces, of course.

That's all!

S-So, uh, I guess I haven't been saying anything here lately... Or even leaving my room, for that matter... [He trails off. Did anyone even notice that he was gone? The only times he left his room was for short walks or small errands. After so many encounters at this school, leaving his room seemed kind of dangerous!] Was there some sort of vacation that I missed? For a while, the whole school was empty! It was kind of creepy... I was lonely...

But a-anyway! Does anyone know what the loud music was about...? People keep saying something about a party, but that much was obvious... I got stuck right in the middle of some sort of dance party in the hallway! I think I lost the books I was carrying...

U-Um, by the way, if anyone finds some cookbooks in the hallway, those are probably mine!