( Christmas presents. )

Ema →
Sekrit santa time. A book about starter Pokemon, a stuffed Ursaring, and a box of chocolates.

[Oh, a video of everyone's favorite hyperactive, idiot trainer boy. But something clearly isn't right. His cheeks are tear-stained, there's a bright streak of blood across his forehead, and most disturbingly, his hat is missing. Something clearly is not right.]

There's something everyone needs to know! I'll tell you what happened, alright?

This afternoon, I took my Jumpluff out to go train in the forest near the school. While we were out there, I found something really, really disturbing. If you're sensitive to stuff usually, you might wanna not listen...

[Gold leans in towards the camera with wide eyes.]

I FOUND A DEAD BODY.

That's right! I really did. Deep in the heart of the forest, just leaning up against a tree. He had a big... gash in his stomach and he had bled so much. I didn't know he was dead or if he was just unconscious and I don't know how to check. My Pokemon and I, we carried him into the city and to the hospital.

[He starts tearing up a little bit.]

It's sad... I started thinking about if he had a family or who was gonna miss him now. They told me that someone probably killed him and he was probably... that he had probably been dead for a couple of days. [Deep breath.] I'm really freaked out. I just want everyone to know SOMEONE DANGEROUS IS OUT THERE!

[The camera clicks on to show... some guy. He kinda looks like Rock -- and judging from all the machiney-technological-fancy-pants crap in the background, he's in Rock's room. Did puberty strike our beloved super fighting robot with a vengeance? How can this beeeee?]

Okay, that should do it. Don't mind if I'm a little rusty... I can barely even remember the last time I used a laptop with a tiny little touchpad like this. Kind of inconvenient, aren't they?

Anyway, let me introduce myself. My name is X. I'm one of Dr. Light's creations, but I'm from a little further down the road than the ones you might be familiar with already. Usually, I'm a Maverick Hunter from the 22nd century. I'm still getting oriented with things back in the past, but for the next while, I'm going to be helping out the security team.

Uh... I'm staying in the student dorms instead of the faculty ones, though. The Headmaster suggested it'd be easier to keep all our equipment in one place, so I'll be living with Rock. If you guys happen to know him, then I'd appreciate it if you didn't let him know. I've been away for a pretty long time, so I thought I'd make it into a surprise.

Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

I don't think I could refer to last week's thing as a date, but it was interesting.

Once I got to look back on it after chugging a bottle of Purell once I got home.

He was nice, at least.

Uh, hi! I'm Mr. Wright, your new political science teacher. I transferred from Capcom, though I was only working part-time there. I'll be working full-time here. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

I look forward to teaching political science here. I'll try to have office hours open every week, or you can e-mail me to set up an appointment.

Umm, okay, I'm not sure how to go about saying this... Did anybody else get an invitation to a blind date?

Maybe nobody here minds, but... I do! I can't go on a blind date! I'M MARRIED!!

But the way they're phrasing this makes it seem as though it's a mandatory event if you were given the slip, so I'm not sure what I should do, but I'm thinking I should contact someone and let them know that I can't date someone if I'm actually married and definitely in love...

I DON'T WANT TO GOOOOOO!!!

Rooming this time must be a cruel act of irony.

[Feed turns on and there is a green chameleon in a brown trenchcoat and black turtleneck sweater appearing on it.  The dorm scene behind him appears to be empty save for its default furniture and a single box (he has very little of his own belongings as they were gone when he returned, that box actually has quilts and crap stolen from a 5-star hotel- um).  Looks like he's starting over again... again, but he seems in a good mood.]

Hope the new school year is treating everyone well. Sorry I'm late to the party again.

I only just got here this morning, so the first class will run next Friday at noon-ish.  To all you new people, I run a series of classes that study monsters and things that block the paths of adventurers and give them hell.  By the book, it's called "Zoology."  Sometimes we meet the live ones and sometimes we cut up the dead ones.   It'll be fun.

My name is Leon, if you don't know it, and while my dorm is changed, which... really shouldn't be anyone's business, my office is still at the same room 404.

I'm not easily gotten rid of.

[Hey, who's this guy on the network? He's got the look and feel of some kind of big-shot celebrity. Maybe he is, somewhere, in some time period. He's known well enough to the Capcom kids, anyway.

Probably.

Behold! He speaks!]

Hey, Smash Academy. Name's Frank West. I'm the new photography teacher. You might recognize me as one of the reporters who hung around after that alien invasion back in '09. Just because I transfered over from Capcom doesn't mean I want any trouble, got it?

[[[ Three orbs (Adamant, Lustrous and Griseous Orbs). PNG. Also, note that the Adamant orb has bite marks and they are sitting on a towel on Hilda's bed. ]]]

If anyone knows what these are, I'd be most grateful. I got them not long before I headed here. How I got them is not really important. What's important is that I got them and I still can't figure out why they said that he said that he wanted me to have them. :T I hope it's not awaken another dragon.

[directed at N, but hahaha... what is encryption?]

Do you think they could be like the Light and Dark stones?

{{OOC: Can has Hilda Tag? (( Hilda (pokemon) )) please? }}

[One two... three. The feed clicks on and goodness me, look it's a woman! She's pretty mellow right now, one of her ears crooked down for the oddest sense. She's actually a bit more sober than she usually is! She might as well make a nice first impression, one would suppose.]

Hmm... there we are! How delightful to be here at last. I must admit I was a bit curious to see how this school stood as rival to Capcom's own, but I see now why there is a great fuss between schools!

My name is Kasugami, and I am a Senior transfer from Capcom. I must say I appreciate the help I've received already for this new student, and I will certainly enjoy my stay. Don't be baashful to say hello, I promise I won't bite. [She totally bleated when she said bashful. Don't mind her at all. Anyhoos, she lifts up a small cup filled with an unknown substance and takes a sip, smiling. it starts.

And with that, she ends the feed.]