[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[iamtheeggman]

[Leaving himself a note.]

[raced_god]

[CURSE YOU...]

[video]

[rivalkidneypunch]

I can't believe we're still the Flamin' Hobos.

[raced_god]

It's ironic. They won't expect it, and then they'll never live down the shame of being beaten to a pulp by a team called the Flaming Hobos.

[Video]

[holydeath]

[Being the new Phys Ed teacher meant that a post like this would be relevant to Sister Hel's interests. Or...it would have been, had she not been distracted by the shirt.]

...is the team really named the Flaming Hobos?

[raced_god]

It's a long story.

[tank_rockarms]

You forgot to add the part about mandatory weight trainin' MWF.

[raced_god]

I'll let that be your thing.

[worldrestored]

what's a hobo

[raced_god]

A, uh. A vagrant. Generally a homeless person who moves from place to place.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY (if not I can remove it)

[unvirtuous]

[And if people keep looking at the video feed, they might notice that in the back, there is someone near those ominous-looking vehicular-type projects gracing the background.

Look at all these vehicles *A*]

NO IT IS PERFECT

[raced_god]

[Falcon is not busy enough with the video that he doesn't hear someone poking around in the ship, and he's quick to turn around.]

Hey! What's going on back there?

[totheno1]

I must admit, I didn't expect for there to be a football team, although your choice of team name leaves much to be desired.

[raced_god]

We're reclaiming it. It was used to mock us, and now it's the name we'll take and beat the opposition with.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

You actually let girls play on the field?

[Not that he hasn't known his share of kick-ass women, but a lot of the ones at the school are girls and not women.]

[raced_god]

You have a problem with me letting girls play on the field?

[flamejock]

Hi, last year I talked to the big guy with the blue hair and he told me I could do this when it started up again and I could lift weights to get stronger, too.

I'm Jock. I'm going to be your best player.

[raced_god]

Yeah, that's Max, my assistant coach. You ever played before?

[cannonspike]

I'll be there, coach!

[raced_god]

Looking forward to it.

video

[punch_in_pink]

Dunno 'bout you, sir. But I'm rarin' for another season.

Once a Flamin' Hobo, always a Flamin' Hobo.

[raced_god]

I like that. We should put it on a shirt.

[cowardlyjustice]

You're [Snicker.] Pullin' my leg here boss... For real- Flaming Hobos?

[raced_god]

Flaming hobos.

[You heard it here first.]

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

[hello he is excited]

I can't wait to see the new uniforms! Did the design get changed too?

[raced_god]

Yeah, I think it's a little sleeker. Still the same colors, though.