[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY (if not I can remove it)

[unvirtuous]

[And if people keep looking at the video feed, they might notice that in the back, there is someone near those ominous-looking vehicular-type projects gracing the background.

Look at all these vehicles *A*]

NO IT IS PERFECT

[raced_god]

[Falcon is not busy enough with the video that he doesn't hear someone poking around in the ship, and he's quick to turn around.]

Hey! What's going on back there?

Good she's like Goroh with boobs and more klling

[unvirtuous]

[Absolutely nothing it's not like she's climbing into one of them to see what type of vehicle...driving these things can do.

Except, no yeah, she's totally climbing into one of them and seeing if she can start it.]

[raced_god]

Hey!

[And here he gooooes, to find the perpetrator.]

Is that your project?

begin benny hill music

[unvirtuous]

I couldn't program a VCR! I'm just borrowing this for a test drive!

[Well at least she's honest...]

[raced_god]

[Oh, it's on. Falcon vaults over a worktable and takes off towards the Boss before it's too late.]

That's a student's then, and off limits.

[unvirtuous]

[Well about that too late...]

Just borrowing it for a few minutes I'll bring it back in one piece!

[Probably.]

[raced_god]

[NOPE here he is on his bike. It is time for HOT PURSUIT.]

[unvirtuous]

[Which doesn't take too long because it's an enforcer. Boss looks hella confused.]

Did I leave the break on it or something? Was someone's project a floor polisher?

[raced_god]

[Oh. Phew. Okay. False alarm. He stays on the bike, though, just in case.]

Maybe. That thing reaches speeds of three.