[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[iamtheeggman]

[Leaving himself a note.]

[video]

[rivalkidneypunch]

I can't believe we're still the Flamin' Hobos.

[raced_god]

[CURSE YOU...]

[raced_god]

It's ironic. They won't expect it, and then they'll never live down the shame of being beaten to a pulp by a team called the Flaming Hobos.

[Video]

[holydeath]

[Being the new Phys Ed teacher meant that a post like this would be relevant to Sister Hel's interests. Or...it would have been, had she not been distracted by the shirt.]

...is the team really named the Flaming Hobos?

[raced_god]

It's a long story.

[holydeath]

[This school is weird.]

Please don't tell me our mascot is literally a homeless person on fire.

[raced_god]

In a strange, convoluted sort of way, that was the inspiration, but it's not what you think. We don't actually set hobos on fire.

[holydeath]

I should hope not. Being a nun, I am highly opposed to the setting on fire of homeless people.

[Plus it's probably one of the Forty-Seven Deadly Sins .]

...though I am a bit curious as to what was the cause of the name.

[tank_rockarms]

You forgot to add the part about mandatory weight trainin' MWF.

[worldrestored]

what's a hobo

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY (if not I can remove it)

[unvirtuous]

[And if people keep looking at the video feed, they might notice that in the back, there is someone near those ominous-looking vehicular-type projects gracing the background.

Look at all these vehicles *A*]

NO IT IS PERFECT

[raced_god]

[Falcon is not busy enough with the video that he doesn't hear someone poking around in the ship, and he's quick to turn around.]

Hey! What's going on back there?

[raced_god]

A, uh. A vagrant. Generally a homeless person who moves from place to place.

[raced_god]

I'll let that be your thing.

[raced_god]

Like I said, long story. We're reclaiming what was once used to make fun of us.

[holydeath]

I guess I can see the logic behind that.

[Still weird though.]

Anyway, I'm Sister Helga Wilhelmina, the new phys ed teacher and nurse. I wanted to ask you if there's anything I could do to help out the team?

[totheno1]

I must admit, I didn't expect for there to be a football team, although your choice of team name leaves much to be desired.

[worldrestored]

since i don't have a home right now and i'm a hobo right.

...a flaming hobo.

Good she's like Goroh with boobs and more klling

[unvirtuous]

[Absolutely nothing it's not like she's climbing into one of them to see what type of vehicle...driving these things can do.

Except, no yeah, she's totally climbing into one of them and seeing if she can start it.]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

You actually let girls play on the field?

[Not that he hasn't known his share of kick-ass women, but a lot of the ones at the school are girls and not women.]

[raced_god]

You have a problem with me letting girls play on the field?

[raced_god]

We're reclaiming it. It was used to mock us, and now it's the name we'll take and beat the opposition with.

[bluetanker]

Alright. I'm thinkin' of makin' it a M-F thing, rotate body parts instead of whole body workouts every time.

[raced_god]

Hey!

[And here he gooooes, to find the perpetrator.]

Is that your project?