[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[bluetanker]

Alright. I'm thinkin' of makin' it a M-F thing, rotate body parts instead of whole body workouts every time.

[raced_god]

As long as they've all got time to do their homework...

[tank_rockarms]

Well, this will be the same amount of time. Get in 5 45-minute workouts instead of 3 hour-and-fifteen minute workouts. Rotate guys so that only a few are doin' the same thing on the same day, frees up equipment, less standin' around and havin' social hour.

I'll make a chart.

[raced_god]

I will leave that in your capable hands.