[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[totheno1]

I must admit, I didn't expect for there to be a football team, although your choice of team name leaves much to be desired.

[raced_god]

We're reclaiming it. It was used to mock us, and now it's the name we'll take and beat the opposition with.

[totheno1]

A rather particularly aggressive marketing strategy, taking a team name bestowed to you as an insult and making it your own.

[Not bad.]

Although considering the fans of the sport, aggressiveness is rather common.

[raced_god]

You don't get very far in football if your're not aggressive.

[totheno1]

No, I suppose not. There is a certain strategy to playing without hands, after all.

[Oh is this the part where. He's Japanese and. Football. He means Soccer. But he assumes you mean that football.]

[raced_god]

Oh, no. American football, sorry.

[totheno1]

ahhh, Gridiron. I see.

[So is this place a lot like the Americas? Hmm...]

I have played Rugby Union during my stay at Oxford. I will come take a look, with your permission.

[ON ONE HAND SPORTS, ON THE OTHER HAND HE DOES NOT LIKE THIS FLAMING HOBO NAME. HE IS NOT A HOBO.]

[raced_god]

[YOU'LL BE A HOBO AND LIKE IT.]

Great. I'll see you there.

[totheno1]

[HE'LL MAKE HIS OWN NON-HOBO TEAM. WITH MONEY. AND MORE MONEY.]

Thank you.