[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[holydeath]

While I do disagree with your choice of words, I cannot disagree with the meaning behind them. I will attend the tryouts, and if he tries anything I will be sure to make him repent for his ways!

[By beating his fat face in with a BFM.]

[raced_god]

No, trust me, "total bag of dicks" is the only way to describe this guy, and you'll agree with me soon enough.

NOT HERE

[iamtheeggman]

YOU'RE A BAG OF DICKS!!

ALSO NOT HERE

[holydeath]

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL?!

Re: ALSO NOT HERE

[iamtheeggman]

MY RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY A MERE HOSPITAL.

[holydeath]

I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR RAGE AND YOUR STOMACH CONFUSED!

[holydeath]

[HUFF.] I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.

[raced_god]

I'm positive you will.