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[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[loveisbloominginmypants]

I don't particularly care, actually.
I still don't get why you needed to know so badly. I'm not the epitome of youth.

[raced_god]

It sounds like you do.

Exactly. You've got no right to run around calling anyone old, unless they're actually old.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Yeah, right. If you hadn't made such a big deal out of it, I would have told you straight up. Instead, you got your panties twisted up.

[raced_god]

You started it. You're an instigator.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

That is such bullshit.

[raced_god]

And I quote: "You getting old? Is that what it is?"

That's what you said. Tell me that's not instigating.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

It was a harmless joke. Who knew you were going to flip your shit.

[raced_god]

You haven't seen me flip my shit, trust me.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

I don't care to, honestly.
Seriously, though. Just a joke.

[raced_god]

Not a very good one.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Yeah. You weren't laughing, so I got that.