[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[rivalkidneypunch]

Only disappointed, coach, in your apparent lack of school spirit. Ain't you s'posed to be settin' an example for the next generation?

[raced_god]

I really think we'll be okay without a giant hobo mascot.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Now we're gonna hafta steal Capcom High's mascot instead. It's probably gonna start a civil war. Panic in the street, weepin' children, lawsuits. Gonna be real awful times.

[raced_god]

Steal it, burn it in effigy, I don't care. I will not be swayed.