[VIDEO]

[raced_god]

[Good evening, Smash Academy. Today you are greeting with a shot of DAS AUTOSHOP, where a great many half-finished and slightly ominous-looking vehicular-type projects grace the background. Falcon sits in front of the feed and leans in.]

Football tryouts. If you're not on the team and want to be, show up. We're co-ed and take all grade levels. If you're already on the team, show up anyway. Check in with either myself or Max Powers, he's the other coach.

I ordered new uniforms.

[He is wearing his Flaming Hobos t-shirt.]

Friday, on the field, six PM sharp. Looking for a new team captain. Express interest and ask your questions here.

Comments

[cowardlyjustice]

P-please tell me [Snicker.] we also pfft- a hobo for'a mascot.

[Okay, screw this, he let's out his laughter and practically busting a gut.]

[raced_god]

Are you volunteering?

[cowardlyjustice]

I would but setting an innocent, homeless person in flames is unethical and not to mention against my moral code.

[raced_god]

You've never seen a mascot costume before?

[cowardlyjustice]

And cover my awesome appearance? Sorry coach but may wanna look up another guy for that.

[raced_god]

Then if you don't have anything useful to contribute, I bet you can guess what I'm going to suggest you do.

[cowardlyjustice]

Shut up and move along?

Or I could, I dunno play announcer or somethin'. 's that a thing here, lettin' students be announcers?

[raced_god]

What, like a commentator? Have you ever done that sort of thing before?

[cowardlyjustice]

Teeeechnically no. But hey I can make some clever comments and stuff, and that is contributin' something for the school at least?

[raced_god]

Tell you what. If you get the Headmaster's permission, you're in.