1st Stage ☢ Enter the Michel [VIDEO]
[There is a tap on the screen as Eikichi works around with the tiny camera - being from 1999, he isn't very used to all this ~modern technology~ and the fact the thing is so tiny. However, it is obvious he is very excited about it...yet also that this guy is, for a lack of better words, an idiot about it.
But finally...VICTORY! Well for him anyway. Everyone else just gets pain.]
HOOooooooo!
Dearest Smash Academy, are you ready to be rocked by the lovely, talented, beautiful Michel? Now now, don't be shy all of you babes currently watching this video, Michel's gonna make sure you all get to see him in his full glory!
[He sighs wistfully, adjusting his already (totally) perfect hair.]
Yes it is a crime that one such as me does exist, but don't you worry your little minds...Michel's gonna make sure to share his love and passion with you all! There's a new Boss in town and he's going to make sure all of the students are protected and accounted for! From now on, there shall be no bullying when I'm around! Cause if you do...
[He brings his fists together. Wow suddenly he went from super vain to terrifying in a second flat. It's rather unnerving.]
You're asking for a serious case of bruising, Michel and Hade's style. And I ain't kidding around.
[And right back to smiling!]
...Well that's enough for now, kittens. Michel's gonna turn the camera off and see you in the flesh! Don't faint from the sight of me if you do!
But finally...VICTORY! Well for him anyway. Everyone else just gets pain.]
HOOooooooo!
Dearest Smash Academy, are you ready to be rocked by the lovely, talented, beautiful Michel? Now now, don't be shy all of you babes currently watching this video, Michel's gonna make sure you all get to see him in his full glory!
[He sighs wistfully, adjusting his already (totally) perfect hair.]
Yes it is a crime that one such as me does exist, but don't you worry your little minds...Michel's gonna make sure to share his love and passion with you all! There's a new Boss in town and he's going to make sure all of the students are protected and accounted for! From now on, there shall be no bullying when I'm around! Cause if you do...
[He brings his fists together. Wow suddenly he went from super vain to terrifying in a second flat. It's rather unnerving.]
You're asking for a serious case of bruising, Michel and Hade's style. And I ain't kidding around.
[And right back to smiling!]
...Well that's enough for now, kittens. Michel's gonna turn the camera off and see you in the flesh! Don't faint from the sight of me if you do!