[Should have been a private message to Nabooru, unfortunately, hackable (but don't tell him)]

[thedesertthorn]

I've bought three chain chokers. One of them is pure leather, quite expensive.

Do you think this is enough?

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[cantenjoysandwich]

Perhaps four, just for the fact that it's odd to have an odd number of those.

[The most innocent answer, I swear.]

[Semi-Private]

[thedesertthorn]

Yes I suppose one of your kind would know of those things.

Three is an important number where I come from.

[Semi-Private]

[crystallinevulpine]

[Whoa what.]

.......

And just what is that supposed to mean, exactly?

[Semi-Private]

[thedesertthorn]

You are not quite human. It's a simple remark, my dear.

[Semi-Private]

[crystallinevulpine]

Yes, I am not. But I am also not a domesticated animal, if that's what you were referring to.

[Semi-Private]

[thedesertthorn]

No, no you are quite wild, I will give you that.

[Semi-Private]

[crystallinevulpine]

[Oh G-Dorf, you know exactly what to say .]

I wouldn't say wild, exactly.

[Semi-Private]

[thedesertthorn]

Is Untamed better?

[Semi-Private]

[crystallinevulpine]

I can take that as a more acceptable answer.

[Perma-Kind of Hackable]

[ofasandgoddess]

What, not going to do diamond studded ones, my king? And if you don't mind my asking, why three, specifically?

[Heck yes I love Perma-Kind of Hackable]

[thedesertthorn]

I figured it would go well with the three Triforce pieces. One could call it poetic.

As for diamonds, ahhh wouldn't want too much cuts from them. And if they are sticky and uncomfortable, we both know it will just have to come off...

[This is the Sexy form of Hackable]

[ofasandgoddess]

Poetic? Goodness, what's this? Have you gone and become a romantic?

[She's chortling a bit.]

All right, all right. I understand. Three chain chokers, but one of them is pure leather. Sounds durable. You think these will do the trick?

[Sexhack? OKay no]

[thedesertthorn]

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

[Is he teasing? Yes.]

How strong do you think they should be? I wouldn't want them to break that fast after...how much everything is costing.

[Oh, baby.]

[ofasandgoddess]

Well, they do say you get what you pay for. Or that you're being fooled by the seller. Mind you, if they prove ineffective, we can simply find the one who sold them to you and put them to good use, Ganondorf.

[Hubba hubba man I can't say anything witty here anymore]

[thedesertthorn]

Oh I'm sure they would appreciate that.

Now then, what else were we missing? Drugs, I believe? I found a seller that has it in eatable plant form as well...

[hi i'm not here]

[fakedaughter]

WHATCHA DOIN

[boo_blimp_babe]

Dang dude, going all out? Bringing in whips and cuffs too?

[Oh he knows what you mean, but it's not what he means but he might as well string you along]

[thedesertthorn]

I've already brought two whips as well...feathery.

I find cuffs a little too...crass for my taste. Besides, I'm sure it would be useless.

[Oh she easily falls for her own tease orz]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Whoa, you serious? What else ya bringing? I mean, shit man, might as well go for paddles, and cameras and whatever else you can think of! And then you could be so kind as to slip me the video my way and we can make a shit ton of cash from it!

[Haha woops]

[thedesertthorn]

So you are into those things, are you?

Permit me to introduce myself. Ganondorf Dragmire. I'm the sexual education teacher along with the head of security.

[Oh shit!]

[boo_blimp_babe]

[Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff]

Oh shit... you're a teacher?

[.............................]

[Well shit....]

Uh, maybe? Dunno, that shit just sounded like fun.

[>B]]

[thedesertthorn]

Well perhaps you should come to my room in a few days when I have another of my open office days. I'm sure you'll find it quite...enlightening.

[O.o;;]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Say what?

Is that even allowed? I mean, not that I'm not curious, but...

Maybe I should take my chances in class.

[8D]

[thedesertthorn]

I hope you do realize I meant that I have documentaries and works inside my office and I wasn't trying to seduce you to come there and make out with me.

[BD]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Oh really? That's a shame then. I guess I can pass by and check em out then.

[rotarytier]

[yeah he ain't gonna tell at risk of losing his job but





damn, son, didn't think you were that kinky]

100% Private

[baad_romance]

Oooh, are we into kinky stuff?

[Trollface]

[thedesertthorn]

Like you wouldn't know.

[Trollface]

[baad_romance]

Man, never thought I'd meet someone so into that stuff. You take it really fucking seriously, good for you.

[pineneedleseer]

[100% fucking around]

Oh my, it might just be too much. Also I've found that leather chafes more than necessary. But if you insist.

[thedesertthorn]

What about those balls you carry around?

[pineneedleseer]

Well if you search pixiv

They're good for what they're meant for.

[played_possum]

[Oh God...What did he just read? This is too much for his prudish sensibilities.

He's just going to pretend he never read this.]

[pitticus]

Chain chokers? What are you doing, buying some pets?

wow I didn't get notifs for these

[reign_of_power]

You're much smarter than I give you credit for, aren't you?