[Private to Self, Unhackable]
( Case Details and Detective Power )
[/Private to self]

[Private to Mac, Phoenix Wright, Gold, Majima, Ganondorf, Sparkster, Goose, Knuckles, Blaze, Silver, (Each one for their own post addressed to them, this is not a group thing) Unhackable]
( Meeting Request )
[Private]

[Private to Ai Unhackable]
( Meeting Request )
[Private]

[Private to Caim, unhackable]
( Interview Request )
[Private]

[Private to Samus Aran, unhackable]
( Clues left by Caim )
[Private]

[Private to Kanji, Yu and Yosuke, unhackable, early morning]
( Asking for help )

[This also happens later when she has had a talk with Bob at Lunch]

( Bob is scary but awesome )
[Private]

[Public Post]
I would like your opinions on classes to take this semester as well as places to visit around the city. Students and teachers alike are welcome to do so.

I am also offering my services to tutor students that are failing behind in their classes. I have done this before if you'd like me to provide credentials.

Thank you.

As of yesterday, Caim has been released from his holding cell and is on probation and house arrest in his dorm unless preforming community service while waiting for his trail. Students are warned to steer clear of him unless you want to beat him up, I'm all up for that and I'll look the other way if possible. I've asked a few of the Gerudo to watch over him in the shadows, so don't be alarmed if you see him walking alongside one on his way somewhere.

Additionally, as mentioned, the terms of his release include that he is under community service. The list includes cleaning up the school grounds with the janitor, Raiden, cleaning my office on a daily basis polish my wooden dongs statues good Caim, cleaning up the forest behind the school from garbage, planting flowers in the greenhouse and the courtyard once spring comes, teaching a painting course to children (this will be done under supervision, and the children will be kept on safety's distance), brushing Nancy daily and help him with food and washing Crazy Hand's glove. If you have additional tasks you'd like him to preform and you feel comfortable having him close by, this can possibly be arranged.

Caim has no access to any of his weapons, and his bracelet has been fitted with a monitor that watches where he is at all times.

He is also prohibited to visit the student Ai under any circumstances. If you suspect he is doing so, please warn the security office so we can deal with his breach of contract. A reward will be given to anyone who gives us information about him misbehaving for any circumstances.

[After apologizing to his wife, who had no clue what in the world he was babbling about, Sparkster pretty much spent a few days avoiding people out of shame.]

Are all the holidays in this city always this disturbingly creepy interesting?


( Private to Vincent, Unhackable )

[Ai has been mysteriously absent for quite a while now. After being released from Majima's hide-out, Ai hid out in Vianca's dorm for a little over a week. She skipped her classes and didn't tell anyone where she was. Other than Vianca, and Sasha by default. She begged them to keep her location from everyone else, too.

But, lo, a network post.]

。。。

hello I WAS KIMDAPPED ◉︵◉

Do you know mAjima?? (ﾟﾍﾟ) welll...........how should I say it??., he put me in a bag to take the stadiumn {{p´Д｀q} we made a video about Caim the Human. it was scary but ok they brought me: cake... blankets... dolls... my PPikmin... ◔_◔

if you see Caim the human I AM VERY MAD AT HIM (︶︹︺) i don't know where he is AND I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM so
tell him I DONT WANTTO TALKETOHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FOREVER

i wont say why.... (ノ︵'ヽ) p.e. iI'm still hiding so don't come find me ok(◡‿◡✿)

I've bought three chain chokers. One of them is pure leather, quite expensive.

Do you think this is enough?

Sissel: A bottle of milk and a jar of honey from the stash that he smuggled brought from his farm in Zephyrus. There's also a note thanking you for letting him hang out at your place when his jet pack broke down.

Sony Moe: As your Secret Santa, Sparkster baked you an apple pie. Okay, technically his wife baked it but he helped.

The Security Team: There were leftover apples so Sparkster and his wife made some apple fritters for you guys. They're sitting in the surveillance room with no name attached to them.

[Here comes everyone's favourite one-eyed security guard/mob boss!]

( For his lucky Secret Santa, the ever-lovely Madame Flurrie )

( For the fiesty Cammy White )

( For the innocent Agitha )

( For the pretty Milimili )

( For the sassy Eli )

( For the elegant Erika )

( For every other lady at the school )

( And lastly, the Security Team )

[Static appears on the feed. A faint voice can be overhead the crackling of white noise. ]

Where am I suppose*kssh* Son, *kssh*ful with th*kssh* Is this light suppose to blink?

[The image clears up, revealing the close-up of a black nose. It then pans out showing an opossum lacking in armor and sporting short brown hair. In the background there are some open boxes spread out in the sparse room.]

That's better. Hello, some of you have already met me with within the past few days.but I felt that I should properly introduce myself. [He bows his head] My name is Sparkster and I have come from the kingdom of Zephyrus to work with this establishment's security team. It is an honor to work here.

[Sparkster's gentlemanly composure is broken when the sound of something breaking which causes his ears and tail to stand on end. It's followed by the voice of a child yelling "Dad did it!" offscreen. The video stops here.]

[It was a tranquil afternoon at Smash Academy. The sun was out, the ground was covered in a lovely blanket of snow. Yes, it was quite a nice indeed. The peacefulness was suddenly broken as an unidentified object plummeted from the sky. The object or more accurately, person fell in a blur of blue and orange, leaving a trail of smoke behind.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!


[With a loud thud, the poor fellow smashed into a nearby wall. The force of the impact then sent him flying backwards into a tree. After that he fell limply to the ground.]

Ow...

[Maybe he should have taken the train with his family. Sparkster slowly picked his stiff body up and with a wince started to walk around to check out the area. Maybe someone could tell him where he could find the street his new home was in.]