I do not care for this business. While the accommodations provided before were entertaining, I find the rest of this very tedious.

[Angelus doesn't really care for all this lockdown business, to say the least. Alright, the dorms are fine and she isn't dead so Caim must be fine as well. Or she hopes, at least. She isn't his babysitter, you know.

She's taken wing and is currently circling the school grounds. Now and then she lands on the roof of one of the dorms if she can, grumbling in irritation and huffing smoke.]

[Action]

[So for those of you curious, Angelus will be sitting outside the detention center from now until... well, whenever Caim rots away into nothing or is released. Typically this is in the hulking bulk of her natural form. Don't try shooing her away, she's going to sit right the hell here. And maybe on the roof of the building.

But now and then it will be in her human state, reading obnoxiously large books.]

[Video]

Homework is a tedious cruelty I would only expect humans to develop. I already must spend my time listening to your talks in those 'classrooms'. It is injustice that I must then spend more time completing arbitrary tasks for you.

[And with that, Angelus never did homework again and dared her professors to flunk her.]

[Video feed: oh look, it's Majima. The man who was responsible for kidnapping that nice little Pikmin girl. He was just kicking back at his office desk, forgetting to wear shirts, as usual.

And he has an announcement for everyone!]

In case any of ya lovebirrrds were worried 'bout getting shanked in the dark by a silent killer, ya don't have to worry no more! We caught the guy. So now you all can go plow each other in the forest with peace of mind again~

He's in the security detention cell for holdin', so if anyone's got a beef with the boy, you can go give him a piece of yer mind. Don't expect him to talk back much though~! Caim ain't exactly a converrrsationalist.

Oh, and if any of ya got a beef with me...?

I don't give a shit.

The killer that had the city wettin' its pants was captured without a fight, an' without any casualties. Ya got a problem with that, feel free to register yer complaints to my face.

[He gave the camera a dark, irreverent smile and waved as the video feed ended.]

[Ai has been mysteriously absent for quite a while now. After being released from Majima's hide-out, Ai hid out in Vianca's dorm for a little over a week. She skipped her classes and didn't tell anyone where she was. Other than Vianca, and Sasha by default. She begged them to keep her location from everyone else, too.

But, lo, a network post.]

。。。

hello I WAS KIMDAPPED ◉︵◉

Do you know mAjima?? (ﾟﾍﾟ) welll...........how should I say it??., he put me in a bag to take the stadiumn {{p´Д｀q} we made a video about Caim the Human. it was scary but ok they brought me: cake... blankets... dolls... my PPikmin... ◔_◔

if you see Caim the human I AM VERY MAD AT HIM (︶︹︺) i don't know where he is AND I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM so
tell him I DONT WANTTO TALKETOHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FOREVER

i wont say why.... (ノ︵'ヽ) p.e. iI'm still hiding so don't come find me ok(◡‿◡✿)

[Skarmory is on screen. Looking very serious as he stares into the soul of whoever was his audience.]

I want a name.

[You can't really help making an entrance when you're a dragon. It's not like you can quietly sneak in any place. And certainly not when you hadn't expected to be in that place from the get go.
So if you guys heard something rumbling around outside earlier, that was just Angelus crash landing in a way she is never going to admit to ever having landed. Ever. She's old, you know, she knows how to land!

After those shenanigans though? She's helped much like anyone else to register at the school and whatnot. She's even given a dorm room - BW-09, second floor, girl's dorm. She has no trouble finding the building itself but... well.

You folks don't really mind a big ol' eye peeping through windows, right? Particularly poor Eli, once she figures out just which of these rooms is BW-09. What in the heck is she supposed to do with this? :|
For now she's simply settled on top of the building itself, huffing out steam in annoyance now and then. Until she announces in a crisp tone:]

I should have known strange portals were no good. What is the use in all of this?