Goro Majima (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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smashacademy2012-02-10 06:44 pm
receiveyou) wrote in smashacademy2012-02-10 06:44 pm
--真-- Chapter 2 - Part 1: sink in your teeth
[Video feed: oh look, it's Majima. The man who was responsible for kidnapping that nice little Pikmin girl. He was just kicking back at his office desk, forgetting to wear shirts, as usual.
And he has an announcement for everyone!]
In case any of ya lovebirrrds were worried 'bout getting shanked in the dark by a silent killer, ya don't have to worry no more! We caught the guy. So now you all can go plow each other in the forest with peace of mind again~
He's in the security detention cell for holdin', so if anyone's got a beef with the boy, you can go give him a piece of yer mind. Don't expect him to talk back much though~! Caim ain't exactly a converrrsationalist.
Oh, and if any of ya got a beef with me...?
I don't give a shit.
The killer that had the city wettin' its pants was captured without a fight, an' without any casualties. Ya got a problem with that, feel free to register yer complaints to my face.
[He gave the camera a dark, irreverent smile and waved as the video feed ended.]
And he has an announcement for everyone!]
In case any of ya lovebirrrds were worried 'bout getting shanked in the dark by a silent killer, ya don't have to worry no more! We caught the guy. So now you all can go plow each other in the forest with peace of mind again~
He's in the security detention cell for holdin', so if anyone's got a beef with the boy, you can go give him a piece of yer mind. Don't expect him to talk back much though~! Caim ain't exactly a converrrsationalist.
Oh, and if any of ya got a beef with me...?
I don't give a shit.
The killer that had the city wettin' its pants was captured without a fight, an' without any casualties. Ya got a problem with that, feel free to register yer complaints to my face.
[He gave the camera a dark, irreverent smile and waved as the video feed ended.]