Security Message, Public

[thedesertthorn]

As of yesterday, Caim has been released from his holding cell and is on probation and house arrest in his dorm unless preforming community service while waiting for his trail. Students are warned to steer clear of him unless you want to beat him up, I'm all up for that and I'll look the other way if possible. I've asked a few of the Gerudo to watch over him in the shadows, so don't be alarmed if you see him walking alongside one on his way somewhere.

Additionally, as mentioned, the terms of his release include that he is under community service. The list includes cleaning up the school grounds with the janitor, Raiden, cleaning my office on a daily basis polish my wooden dongs statues good Caim, cleaning up the forest behind the school from garbage, planting flowers in the greenhouse and the courtyard once spring comes, teaching a painting course to children (this will be done under supervision, and the children will be kept on safety's distance), brushing Nancy daily and help him with food and washing Crazy Hand's glove. If you have additional tasks you'd like him to preform and you feel comfortable having him close by, this can possibly be arranged.

Caim has no access to any of his weapons, and his bracelet has been fitted with a monitor that watches where he is at all times.

He is also prohibited to visit the student Ai under any circumstances. If you suspect he is doing so, please warn the security office so we can deal with his breach of contract. A reward will be given to anyone who gives us information about him misbehaving for any circumstances.

Comments

[stay_classy_cat]

How unsettling, but I'm sure he's in good hands. Or gloves.

What kind of reward?

[reign_of_power]

Monetary.

[stay_classy_cat]

[A man after his own heart. Ah~ very good.]

1/???

[whitedeviljack]

[What's that? helping the janitor, Raiden?]

[whitedeviljack]

[I'm getting an assistant? To help clean up the unending amounts of filth and grime, scorched walls from flaming tails, dirty bathroom jokes, improperly used assistant trophies and left over weight room towels? IS THIS FOR REAL?]

[whitedeviljack]

[THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE. FINALLY, SOMEONE CAN SHARE HIS JANITOR PAIN. FINALLY--SOMEONE WHO MIGHT EVEN...]

[whitedeviljack]

[Wait.



Isn't that the murderer guy?]

[whitedeviljack]

[....................]

[whitedeviljack]

[WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?]

[whitedeviljack]

[NO SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO WORK WITH A MURDERING PSYCHOPATH CLEANING BATHROOM STALLS AND RESTOCKING VENDING MACHINES NOW.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[whitedeviljack]

[I NEED TO DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER COMPLAIN TO SOMEBODY. THE PERSON WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS--]

Okay I think I'm done.

[whitedeviljack]

[Oh.



...Right.

Ganondorf.]

[star_punched]

[Just make him clean all the nasty toilets for me, bro.]

Re: Okay I think I'm done.

[rotarytier]

[raiden he is so sorry for you ;_;]

[cannonspike]

... What? Caim is being assigned janitorial duties?! Have you run this by the janitor, yet?!

[whitedeviljack]

For the record, no.

[submastercrazyhand]

It's okay. I approve!

[whitedeviljack]

I don't!

[monotreme_101]

YYyyyyeah. I'm with Cammy on this one - shouldn't Raiden have some kind of say in that? Or at least be allowed to carry some tazers. Maybe some mace. A baton. A small handgun. Raiden, I have these cool gloves with tranq' darts Lash made me for Christmas one year. If you want to borrow 'em I'll bring them over.

[whitedeviljack]

I can take care of myself...!

You have gloves with tranq darts in them? I want some.

[monotreme_101]

Yeah - Lash knows I don't like to kill stuff, so, she made me these gloves that just shoot darts for putting enemies to sleep. They're pretty sweet! Might be a little bit big for your hands but if you wrap a little tape, they'd probably be OK enough.

[knight_of_cameos]

Are you sure this is a safe idea, Sir?

[reign_of_power]

Eh, it's entertainment.

[knight_of_cameos]

You seem to be taking precautions but do you have a plan for the off chance of Caim escaping and getting access to a weapon?

[thewrightidea]

You know, they usually keep murderers in a jail cell for a reason.

[reign_of_power]

Perhaps.

[thewrightidea]

But, Mr. Dragmire, there are children here, and this is how school shootings happen.

[receiveyou]

EHEEHEEHEE~!

Can I borrow 'im to paint my trrruck?

[Majima don't you already have hundreds of henchmen to do that for you]

[reign_of_power]

Eh what the hell, if he's allowed to only use a tiny paintbrush.

[receiveyou]

Goodie, my ride needs a fresh coat of pink~

[monotreme_101]

Harley's spot up on the roof is getting kinda grimy with the things Harley likes to take up there and do up there. He can clean that for me.

You might want to provide him with a mask - Spiderbird poop is pretty awful smell--Wait, no. Nevermind.

[speaknotthewatchers]

No, no, no, no. Caim shouldn't be allowed out anywhere.

[needsmorebiceps]

::FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU::

[drawin_on_trees]

Can I throw rocks at him?

[he just wants an excuse to throw rocks at someone.]

[thunderbutt]

WHY NOT?????

[he's not helping.]