--真-- Chapter 1 - Part 2: CHRISTMAS MIRACLES

[receiveyou]

[Here comes everyone's favourite one-eyed security guard/mob boss!]

Flurrie
♥ - a poster-sized 2012 sexy firefighter calendar
♥ - a traditional Japanese folding screen
and a 12 month pass to the FDC batting centre

Cammy
♥ - a plushie of Charmmy White

Agitha
♥ - a tiny gothic lolita-style butterfly crown on a ribbon

Milimili
♥ - a shiny cowboy hat

Eli
♥ - a sequined purple eyepatch

Erika
♥ - a Christmas cake that reads: "courtesy of Majima Constructions" in Japanese

Every female
♥ - a bucket of fried chicken

Security Guards
♥ - new leather chairs for the video surveillance room, with the 真 symbol engraved in the wood

Comments

[veneroso.livejournal.com]

[Return To Sender.]

[receiveyou]

[Fine he'll just wear it himself.]

[veneroso.livejournal.com]

[She'll keep the chicken though.]

[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[I am so fucking confused.

Unsure if insulted or not.]

[receiveyou]

[The correct response is awestruck gratitude.]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[THE REAL QUESTION IS... DID SAMUS EVEN GET TO SEE THIS LOVELY BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN BEFORE FALCON ATE IT ALL ON HER...?]

[raced_god]

[HEY MAN BROWNIES ARE ONE THING BUT MYSTERIOUS FRIED CHICKEN IS SUSPECT

YOU CAN HAVE IT.]

[receiveyou]

[How dare you those chickens are amazing and also delicious.]

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[What the fried chicken]

[receiveyou]

[It's traditional Christmas food you know.]

[sunfurry.livejournal.com]

[Food... but Ammy probably shouldn't eat this. It looks outright unhealthy.]

[tribulune.livejournal.com]

[it looks

appallingly disgusting

can they just give it to nancy and see if he can try to eliminate the fat and make a soup with it...]

[receiveyou]

[YOU TWO ARE THE WORST THOSE WERE DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS CHICKENS.

YOU EAT THEM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY.]

[tribulune.livejournal.com]

[but

but



gross -ヘ-]

[played-possum.livejournal.com]

[Aw but he wanted some chicken too :c These chairs, these chairs so comfy.]

[receiveyou]

Too bad, it looks like every KFC in the city is sold right out for some reason

[INTRODUCING THE COZYTRON 5000]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Creepy guy at least knows good design.]

[receiveyou]

[Creepy guy is also apparently rolling in money and has a construction team at his beck and call. TV monitors, you're next.]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Good. Excellent, even.

he can watch people fap to porn on night shifts >:)]

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

[Who is that chunky blue haired guy wandering around, sniffing the air?

Why. It's Sonny Moe! Why?

So much fried chicken scent like... everywhere. OH if only he was born a girl!]

[natureprincess]

[... All right, Erika got a nice chuckle over this. He had a construction company, did he? Totally not unsavory. Majima could expect a very nice thank you note in return.]