http://opossumknight.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] opossumknight.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-12-24 04:38 pm

[Video] [Backdated to the 20th. I suck]

[Static appears on the feed. A faint voice can be overhead the crackling of white noise. ]

Where am I suppose*kssh* Son, *kssh*ful with th*kssh* Is this light suppose to blink?

[The image clears up, revealing the close-up of a black nose. It then pans out showing an opossum lacking in armor and sporting short brown hair. In the background there are some open boxes spread out in the sparse room.]

That's better. Hello, some of you have already met me with within the past few days.but I felt that I should properly introduce myself. [He bows his head] My name is Sparkster and I have come from the kingdom of Zephyrus to work with this establishment's security team. It is an honor to work here.

[Sparkster's gentlemanly composure is broken when the sound of something breaking which causes his ears and tail to stand on end. It's followed by the voice of a child yelling "Dad did it!" offscreen. The video stops here.]