[Video] A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[iamtheeggman]

[When the camera came to life, Dr. Eggman was standing in what looked like a big empty warehouse, hands on his hips, eagerly gloating.]

OHOHOHO!! Greetings, all you little SNOTS! I hope you're enjoying the start of a brand new, even more miserable school year than the last!!

You may be asking yourself a few questions! "Doctor Eggman, why are you standing in a warehouse? Doctor Eggman, why do you look so lean and svelte? Doctor Eggman, how can I have a mustache half as amazing and luxurious as your own?" Well, to answer your first question, I have an important announcement! You see, after you MEDDLING CHILDREN blew up my airship, I've had a lot of time to rethink my life's path, evaluate where I stand, and where I want my life and career to go.

And I decided to BUILD A NEW ROBOT ARMY.

[He stepped back, revealing waves of new Badniks behind him as the camera panned.]

That bird attack a few days ago turned out to be the PERFECT opportunity for me! After rounding up a few hundred of the pests, I was able to get right back to work manufacturing more robots! So despite all of your efforts, you HAVEN'T STOPPED ME IN THE LEAST! NYAH NYAH! OHOHOHO!!!

[The feed ended. ...A moment later it turned back on.]

And to answer your other two questions, I've been taking spin classes, and conditioner is your friend.

[Then the feed ended again.]

Comments

[rivalappeared]

Why do you even bother with this crap? What's this group gonna do, eat some kid's homework before he has a chance to turn it in? Oh devious Eggman, I'm shaking in my boots over this revelation.

[iamtheeggman]

I was thinking more along the lines of KILLING, MAIMING, AND GENERALLY DESTROYING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU PESTS.

[rivalappeared]

Aright, Eggman. If you say so. Don't think you've got the stones, but if it images of the campus in disarray helps you sleep at night... ;)

[monotreme_101]

Why.

Why are you such a jerk.

Private video to Knuckles

[will_be_god]

Knuckles. I seek your aid in overthrowing this warmonger once and for all. We cannot tolerate his threat any longer.

Re: Private video to Knuckles

[monotreme_101]

[Huh. Knuckles is pretty sure he's never met this HUman before. Spiky blue hair.... it wasn't Sonic, though. Even if the Hedgehog took on one of those Human forms, it probably wouldn't look much like this guy. Not with a serious expression like that.]

I'm listening, guy.

[iamtheeggman]

Why are YOU so stupid?

[monotreme_101]

Me? You're the one doing this whole robot army thing again!

Here's how it works, Eggbreath: You make 'em, I smash 'em, you cry, I laugh in your face. We've done this before! Why don't you ever learn?

[will_be_god]

[THIS WILL NOT STAND

Or at least that's what Cyrus was thinking. Physically he seemed to develop some sort of facial twitch and his hand closed into a fist.]

[iamtheeggman]

[will_be_god]

[The comparasions Cyrus could make to one of his own scientists were heavy in number and got progressively more annoying. They even SOUNDED alike.]

[Private video.]

[golonghorns]

Figure you would'a said something if anything had changed, but I'll ask in any case. You had any luck findin' your missing girl?

Re: [Private video.]

[iamtheeggman]

NO. I've started hanging fliers, but I don't have my hopes up.

Perhaps... Perhaps she DID just leave without saying goodbye...

Re: [Private video.]

[golonghorns]

[Several people Joel had befriended since arriving here had left without goodbyes. Falcon and Samus, and Mondo Oowada. It happened.]

Much as I hate to say it, but that'd be preferable to somethin' bad happening to her. Might just've been her time to head on out of this crazy place.

....you drink?

[ Accidental Video]

[thishereismonapizza]

[Okay. On one hand, even though the birds were annoying to the bone, they were for all intents and purposes kind of cute. Too cute to be turned into robots! Not that robots weren't cute mind you, and neither did Mona have anything against robot kind. The overall effect of taking the birds and turning them into robots however seemed downright mean. Who did this guy think he was treating such cute animals that way?!

Yet on the entirely other hand, the man in the video was currently rocking a really awesome moustache. And do you know who has a weak spot for guys in moustaches? This young woman right here. Who cares what this man is rambling on and on about robot armies and whatever totally bad other stuff. Mona's eyes are dreamily glued to this mystery, moustachioed man on the screen and all logic has slipped away into dreamland with an equally dreamy sigh.

So has her attention to her phone. In her dopey trance she seems to have accidentally hit the video button. Whoops!]

Re: [ Accidental Video]

[iamtheeggman]

...

.......

Can I HELP you?

Re: [ Accidental Video]

[thishereismonapizza]

[Mona startles out of her daydream with a jump and wary, wide eyes glancing around her dorm room for the sudden voice. Glancing down at her phone, she finds that lovely man who's seemingly tickled her current fancy addressing her on screen.]

W-wait you can SEE me?!

[Oh gosh how embarrassing. Her cheeks are probably a bright red by now. When did she hit the record function on her phone, let alone how long has he been staring back at her.]

Um, ah, no! I don't think I need any help. I-I mean I don't think I need your help. I was just...ah.

[Mindlessly starring off into the sunset thinking about what a handsome man you are.]

Video. Not Private. Not Sorry.

[punchtheflute]

Hey! Hi! I'm sorry to interrupt and stuff? But I was wondering if you had finished with my Friendship Pony DVDs? I bet you really liked them, huh!? Anyway, whenever you're done with them we could hang out and maybe get a pizza and talk about them!

OK, bye!

Re: Video. Not Private. Not Sorry.

[iamtheeggman]

...

See me about it later. I'm finished with them.

[fightingfeffers]

[...Is this guy for real?]

I don't know if you're insane or what, but whatever plans you've got with an army of mavericks aren't going to work.

[iamtheeggman]

And why wouldn't it?

[pyroblasters]

You just BUILT a robot army? Already?! But those bird things only showed up a few days ago!

Pyrrhon has to admit, that's pretty impressive!

[iamtheeggman]

Oh it's EASY when you have a whole ROBOT FACTORY and a ROBOTISIZER.

[awakeningwill]

...Really.

In that case, this time... I'm not going easy on you.

[iamtheeggman]

Oh, I'm SCARED.

This time, I won't go easy on YOU.