iamtheeggman: (And now a message from the Eggman Empire)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] iamtheeggman) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-09-21 07:08 pm

[Video] A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[When the camera came to life, Dr. Eggman was standing in what looked like a big empty warehouse, hands on his hips, eagerly gloating.]

OHOHOHO!! Greetings, all you little SNOTS! I hope you're enjoying the start of a brand new, even more miserable school year than the last!!

You may be asking yourself a few questions! "Doctor Eggman, why are you standing in a warehouse? Doctor Eggman, why do you look so lean and svelte? Doctor Eggman, how can I have a mustache half as amazing and luxurious as your own?" Well, to answer your first question, I have an important announcement! You see, after you MEDDLING CHILDREN blew up my airship, I've had a lot of time to rethink my life's path, evaluate where I stand, and where I want my life and career to go.

And I decided to BUILD A NEW ROBOT ARMY.

[He stepped back, revealing waves of new Badniks behind him as the camera panned.]

That bird attack a few days ago turned out to be the PERFECT opportunity for me! After rounding up a few hundred of the pests, I was able to get right back to work manufacturing more robots! So despite all of your efforts, you HAVEN'T STOPPED ME IN THE LEAST! NYAH NYAH! OHOHOHO!!!

[The feed ended. ...A moment later it turned back on.]

And to answer your other two questions, I've been taking spin classes, and conditioner is your friend.

[Then the feed ended again.]
will_be_god: (Do you WANT to make me mad?)

[personal profile] will_be_god 2015-09-22 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[The comparasions Cyrus could make to one of his own scientists were heavy in number and got progressively more annoying. They even SOUNDED alike.]