[Video] A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[iamtheeggman]

[When the camera came to life, Dr. Eggman was standing in what looked like a big empty warehouse, hands on his hips, eagerly gloating.]

OHOHOHO!! Greetings, all you little SNOTS! I hope you're enjoying the start of a brand new, even more miserable school year than the last!!

You may be asking yourself a few questions! "Doctor Eggman, why are you standing in a warehouse? Doctor Eggman, why do you look so lean and svelte? Doctor Eggman, how can I have a mustache half as amazing and luxurious as your own?" Well, to answer your first question, I have an important announcement! You see, after you MEDDLING CHILDREN blew up my airship, I've had a lot of time to rethink my life's path, evaluate where I stand, and where I want my life and career to go.

And I decided to BUILD A NEW ROBOT ARMY.

[He stepped back, revealing waves of new Badniks behind him as the camera panned.]

That bird attack a few days ago turned out to be the PERFECT opportunity for me! After rounding up a few hundred of the pests, I was able to get right back to work manufacturing more robots! So despite all of your efforts, you HAVEN'T STOPPED ME IN THE LEAST! NYAH NYAH! OHOHOHO!!!

[The feed ended. ...A moment later it turned back on.]

And to answer your other two questions, I've been taking spin classes, and conditioner is your friend.

[Then the feed ended again.]

Comments

[rivalappeared]

Why do you even bother with this crap? What's this group gonna do, eat some kid's homework before he has a chance to turn it in? Oh devious Eggman, I'm shaking in my boots over this revelation.

[iamtheeggman]

I was thinking more along the lines of KILLING, MAIMING, AND GENERALLY DESTROYING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU PESTS.

[rivalappeared]

Aright, Eggman. If you say so. Don't think you've got the stones, but if it images of the campus in disarray helps you sleep at night... ;)

[iamtheeggman]

As a matter of fact, IT DOES. I count your robotisized, enslaved bodies instead of sheep.

[rivalappeared]

Ugh, you're dreaming of us at night? That's upsetting, Eggs.

[iamtheeggman]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU LITTLE SNOT!!!

[rivalappeared]

I shouldn't have even brought up sleep in the first place, I guess. Should we talk about your spin classes instead?

[iamtheeggman]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S CHANGING MY LIFE!!

[rivalappeared]

No, I believe you. Is the class made up of only mad scientists, or can any old joe join?

[iamtheeggman]

WE MEET ON WEDNESDAYS AND ANYONE CAN JOIN!!!

[rivalappeared]

Should I come next week?

[iamtheeggman]

I'M NOT STOPPING YOU!!