[Video] A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[iamtheeggman]

[When the camera came to life, Dr. Eggman was standing in what looked like a big empty warehouse, hands on his hips, eagerly gloating.]

OHOHOHO!! Greetings, all you little SNOTS! I hope you're enjoying the start of a brand new, even more miserable school year than the last!!

You may be asking yourself a few questions! "Doctor Eggman, why are you standing in a warehouse? Doctor Eggman, why do you look so lean and svelte? Doctor Eggman, how can I have a mustache half as amazing and luxurious as your own?" Well, to answer your first question, I have an important announcement! You see, after you MEDDLING CHILDREN blew up my airship, I've had a lot of time to rethink my life's path, evaluate where I stand, and where I want my life and career to go.

And I decided to BUILD A NEW ROBOT ARMY.

[He stepped back, revealing waves of new Badniks behind him as the camera panned.]

That bird attack a few days ago turned out to be the PERFECT opportunity for me! After rounding up a few hundred of the pests, I was able to get right back to work manufacturing more robots! So despite all of your efforts, you HAVEN'T STOPPED ME IN THE LEAST! NYAH NYAH! OHOHOHO!!!

[The feed ended. ...A moment later it turned back on.]

And to answer your other two questions, I've been taking spin classes, and conditioner is your friend.

[Then the feed ended again.]

Comments

[iamtheeggman]

And why wouldn't it?

[fightingfeffers]

Because those hunks of junk are no match for me.

[iamtheeggman]

You know, there's really no need for us to fight. You're a robot. You could always come to work for me...

[fightingfeffers]

Yeah, you're definitely insane then. What gave you the slightest idea that I'd ever work for someone like you?

[iamtheeggman]

Because if you work for me, I promise you'll get your chance to destroy Zero once and for all.

[fightingfeffers]

If I was still interested in destroying him, then I wouldn't just walk past him every day while we're doing our jobs.

[iamtheeggman]

Right. Of course. Your "job". A step down from being the protector of a whole city. And whose fault is it that you're here now, your city is gone, and you've failed at your mission?

Zero.

It burns you, doesn't it?

[fightingfeffers]

The one responsible for all that is a man named Weil, actually. The guy had a bit of a thing for reprogramming reploids, and you're reminding me a lot of him.

[iamtheeggman]

Oh please, I only did that once, and Zero had it coming to him.

[fightingfeffers]

Let me make this more clear, then. If you get any of your trash near me, I'm going to be blasting it into bits, and making sure you spend the rest of your life in a jail cell.

[iamtheeggman]

I'd like to see you TRY!