iamtheeggman: (And now a message from the Eggman Empire)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] iamtheeggman) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-09-21 07:08 pm

[Video] A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[When the camera came to life, Dr. Eggman was standing in what looked like a big empty warehouse, hands on his hips, eagerly gloating.]

OHOHOHO!! Greetings, all you little SNOTS! I hope you're enjoying the start of a brand new, even more miserable school year than the last!!

You may be asking yourself a few questions! "Doctor Eggman, why are you standing in a warehouse? Doctor Eggman, why do you look so lean and svelte? Doctor Eggman, how can I have a mustache half as amazing and luxurious as your own?" Well, to answer your first question, I have an important announcement! You see, after you MEDDLING CHILDREN blew up my airship, I've had a lot of time to rethink my life's path, evaluate where I stand, and where I want my life and career to go.

And I decided to BUILD A NEW ROBOT ARMY.

[He stepped back, revealing waves of new Badniks behind him as the camera panned.]

That bird attack a few days ago turned out to be the PERFECT opportunity for me! After rounding up a few hundred of the pests, I was able to get right back to work manufacturing more robots! So despite all of your efforts, you HAVEN'T STOPPED ME IN THE LEAST! NYAH NYAH! OHOHOHO!!!

[The feed ended. ...A moment later it turned back on.]

And to answer your other two questions, I've been taking spin classes, and conditioner is your friend.

[Then the feed ended again.]
golonghorns: (Yeah ok I'm listening)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-06 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
What about your girl? How'd that wind up going down?

[Fair's fair, Eggy.]
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
....uh-huh.

[Joel quirked an eyebrow.]

There's got to be somethin' more to that story.

[Because what even.]
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's fair play.

[It wasn't like Joel was going to tell Eggman everything he'd ever done, either.]
golonghorns: (Silently judging you)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-06 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
It compromised mine, too. In some ways.

[He turned the glass in his fingers.]

How's your daughter like your whole robot army thing? She big on the world domination idea?
golonghorns: (With Ellie)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-06 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a good daughter. Ellie is willful, and she'll call me out on my BS if she doesn't agree with me. She's got a knack for bein' right, too.

[Frustratingly enough.

He could only imagine the sheer shitstorm he would have unleashed if he'd told her the truth about things at the hospital.]
golonghorns: (With Ellie)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-07 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
You spend enough time with 'em, they grow on you.
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-08 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I guess it doesn't.

[Yeah. He figured you were talking about Sonic. Joel still thought he was a good kid. Kid Hedgehog thing.]

All I know is, once you make that decision to protect 'em, nothing better get in the way. That's how you know it's somethin' worth anythin'. When you got to make an impossible choice and they come out on top.
golonghorns: (Default)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2015-10-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Where I'm from, you don't live real long without having some kind of common sense to your name.