( Christmas presents. )

Ema →
Sekrit santa time. A book about starter Pokemon, a stuffed Ursaring, and a box of chocolates.

[Here comes everyone's favourite one-eyed security guard/mob boss!]

( For his lucky Secret Santa, the ever-lovely Madame Flurrie )

( For the fiesty Cammy White )

( For the innocent Agitha )

( For the pretty Milimili )

( For the sassy Eli )

( For the elegant Erika )

( For every other lady at the school )

( And lastly, the Security Team )

[Byrne was signed up against his will for the secret Santa thing. The victim person he was supposed to give a gift to was Ai. She was a purple-haired girl who hung out in the greenhouse. She likes plants, clearly. So to Ai, he leaves on her doorstep:

One (1) wilting dandelion plucked from somewhere in FDC. A shoddy note is written with it saying, "To Ai. From: Your Secret Santa."

Yes. Now he technically participated in this stupid thing, so he won't be fired or whatever the Hands do to punish their faculty.

As for other gifts, he's not really into the whole gift scene. He debated getting Nabooru something, since apparently Christmas in FDC was all about buying people things, but he decided against it, seeing as he was not really that kind of guy. The kind of guy who gives things.

Then he feels guilty and has a rare moment of "Gee I'm kind of a douchebag sometimes maybe I should attempt to make up for it in a stupid way." So on Nabooru's doorstep:

One (1) pot of poinsettas. They were on sale. But it was left anonymously, so she can think of it what she will.

To him, though, this gesture doesn't mean anything. It's basically a strange way of apologizing for his bad behavior recently, and because this whole atmosphere of everyone giving everyone stuff makes him feel pressured.]

[For once, Marth seems to be on time. Sort of. He's left the following gifts for those accordingly. No notes or anything like that. Just "To [Insert Recipient Name]". But it would seem there's symbolism behind each one. The following will find their gifts tucked safely beside the handle of the door, so they're not missed.]

( Midna )

( Bob )

( Zelda )

( Daisy )

( Peach )

( Blacky )

( Mei Ling )

( Knuckles )

[Yes. Apparently Marth knows all the wiminz. Sorry Knuckles.]

[All of the addressees get handmade cards along with their gifts! (And likely a cute little note explaining what it's for. Use your imagination!)]

( Slippy )

( Knuckles )

( N )

( Gold )

( Majima )

( Samus )

( Link )

[Nabooru's gifts are all passed out in the dead of night when no one's around. In Eggman's case, it's set up around that time, but it's probably not impossible for someone to take it down or get accidentally caught up in it. None of her gifts are addressed to recipients or indicated who they might be from and most of them are left at the door of the addressee. Goose's gift is packaged in a discreet way for the sake of the innocent.]

( There's a lot of dudes here: Ganondorf, Knuckles, Rhys, Pit, Shinon, Goose, Goombella, Eggman, Lash, Bob, Max, R.O.B., Brock, Raiden, Byrne, Blacky, Leon, and Ai. )


[OoC: Jeff, do let me know if that's all okay. Evidently the odd ideas strike me at 3 in the morning. If you want me to change anything, or omit anything, let me know. But it's really up to you whatever happens!]

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

[Wario was unfortunately roped into the stupid Secret Santa thing. He doesn't want to do it. His victim is Max. Max was that big, burly guy cooking steaks at that barbecue, right? Ugh.

To Max: Wario leaves one (1) raw steak pinned to Max's door, with a note saying "To Max. From: Your Secret Santa."

He decides to leave other gifts for people too. The only person who receives a note telling who the gift is from is Waluigi.

To Waluigi: Wario leaves three (3) large eggplants. Plus a copy of his newest WarioWare game so he can play it and tell his friends how awesome it is. :|

To Goose: Wario leaves one (1) bottle of hair gel. Too bad the gel is actually a mixture of glue and ketchup. Have fun with that one.

To Bowser: Bowser finds a beautifully-wrapped box outside of his door. Inside is a bob-omb.

To Peach: Wario leaves a book entitled "How to stop being Kidnapped Constantly."

To Luigi: Wario leaves a two-dollar plunger. Since he's a plumber.

To Daisy: Wario leaves a bucket of snails.]

[Phoenix happily participates in the Secret Santa thing. His Santee is Brock. So he leaves Brock a gift, in addition to other people. Everyone except Brock receives a nice card, and the gifts are not left anonymously (except for Brock's).

To Brock: Phoenix leaves a decent gift basket of lotions and other bath products. You know, those gift baskets you can buy at like Bath and Body Works. The note simply says that it's from his Secret Santa.

To Ema: Phoenix leaves a box-set of the TV show "The Universe." This also happens to be one of Carbon's favorite shows.

To Ron DeLite: Phoenix leaves a beautiful new mask.

To Dana: Phoenix also leaves a small gift bag of lotions and such.

To Voile: Phoenix leaves... yet again, a small gift bag of lotions and such.]

[In the front of everyone's door, there is a small pink box. That's right. She did it again, people dear to her all get a small personal amount of baked treats.]

EVA: You lucky person, you are also her Secret Santa assignment. Along with your cinnamon coffee cake, you also get a very dazzling bracelet.

Miller: Italian creme cake.

Bowser: Chocolate walnut brownies...she hopes you're happy.

Wario: You're a jerk but...hey, here's a box of garlic mashed potato pancakes.

Watt: Lemon meringue cake.

Parakarry: Cranberry orange muffins.

Daisy: Upside down pineapple cake.

Zelda: Chocolate raspberry torte.

Midna: Fruit tart.

Marth: Chocolate tea cakes.

Knuckles: Mango cake.

Flurrie: Chocolate rose petal cake.

Brock: White chocolate chip cookies.

Lash: DAIRY FREE cheesecake. She made a note for Lash to let her know this.

Arceus: Rainbow cake.

Riley: Sponge cake with strawberries and whipped cream.

Pit: Chocolatey cake. It is so richly chocolate.

[She could pay for this. Her sister was an ex Chief Prosecutor before after all.]

Jeff: A boxset of Mystery Science Theatre (or whatever Smash canon calls it).

Phoenix: A nice filing cabinet. Hey, it's practical.

Frank: One of those stupid cheap cameras as a joke, along with a box of those really corny zombie movies since you love zombies so much, right.

Doopliss: It took her some science magic and looking up on the internet plus invading the chemistry labs, but she made a bottle of DISAPPEARING INK for you. What, she thought it was cool. It's labeled and everything so you know that's what it is.

Poo: You were pretty nice to her so she made sure she got you something. You like tea? Ema bought you, like, five flavors of tea.

Ron: A whistle. A shiny one. For cop security guard stuff.

Celebi: OH SHE REMEMBERS YOU, SS. She got you an HOURGLASS plus some CHOCOLATE. The hourglass looks a bit retro and the chocolate is CHOCOLATE.

[I hope you're ready for this giant list of christmassy goodness. It's HUGE.]

Sekret Santer Bobla: Jon remembers you. You are an OK fighter sort of kind of even if you do not know the Martial Arts. Jon got you a second hand book on the Cha Fist style martial arts. So you can learn some more martial arts.

Eli: You are pretty cool. You get a second hand book on Ng Ga Kuen style martial arts. There's a section in there concentrating on the Viper style. Which made him think of you. Because. Uhh. Self explanatory.

Gold: You got a small deer. For eating. second hand book of Poffin recipies. Because you seem like you'd enjoy that.

Krystal: You get a brush for your fur. Human hair brushes probably don't work quite as well as you'd like he figures.

Riwane: You get a small silver dagger. It's second hand and worn looking - not pure silver, but pure enough, and obviously the bulk of his christmas budget went on it anyway. Yoiu're the only giftee to get an actual card except for...

Rock: You get a card with a ten dollar bill inside. He has NO CLUE what you buy a robot but surely ten dollars can keep you occupied for a few minutes next time you're in town.

Cammy: You get a second hand Big Ben Snow Globe. Something to help you remember London in the wintertime.

[STOP MEETING AND LIKING PEOPLE OH MY GOD I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE KNUCKLES]

Ameratsu for secret santa: Knuckles doesn't know you very well except you and Bob fought pretty hard on that one Rescue Mission. And that you are a big puppy. You, therefore, get a box of tennis balls.

Cream: You get a big plush My Little Ponyta: Friendship is Awesome toy. It's a Rainbow Splash Seahorse Pony. Because everyone knows she's the cool one. (Right? That's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Ganondorf: A bottle of nice scotch in a set with two glasses. In other words 'We should totally sit down and drink this one of these days bra'.

Blaze: A fancy hair clip with a jewel on it that sort of looks like a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles has never seen the Sol Emeralds, but assumes they sort of look the same. He is wrong but the thought is there any way.

Silver: Some hair spray. You must be using some SERIOUS product to keep that 'do airborne, after all.

Eggman: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Raikov: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Cyrus: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.

Librarians: A hand written apology for using the Library Xerox machine to make Xeroxes of his butt.

Goombella: A pretty sweater, some replacement bulbs for her Plinth helmet's light, a copy of reservations for two at a fancy shmancy upscale restaurant in town and a card. In the card is a note apologizing for not being around as much as he'd like, an apology for probably making her worry, and a promise to make up for it.

Voile: He's never quite sure what to get you, Voile. This year it is a set of mittens. They are green and fuzzy and will hopefully keep those little hands of yours nice and warm should you be outside.

Everyone else Knuckles knows and likes: You get fruit this year. Knuckles is not feeling exactly CHRISTMASSY right now so he got some good, fresh fruit from the wholefoods market, some nice bags and baskets and a whole big pile of cards. Each card has some variation of 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas' on it.

[Watt tried really hard this year to save up her money for once and not blow it all on treats for herself beforehand so that she could get the perfect gift for everyone! It...kind of worked!]

( Gifts for Parakarry, Peach, Goombella, Alex, Voile, Rock, Luigi, Raikov, Secret Santee Midna and everyone involved in the rescue party inside! )

Red: His secret Santee. He doesn't really know anything about you other than you're Sasha's trainer. He got you a water bottle. He figured as a pokemon trainer, you have to do some traveling and from his experience, he knows that they can come in handy.

Balloon Fighter: A cookbook containing candy recipes from the Mushroom Kingdom bundled with a  Sweet Choco-bar to give you a sample of what you're in for.

Bowser: You get a book. There is also a note from Parakarry's parents. It reads: "Your dungeon is drafty. You should get that checked out. From, The Parettas"

Goose: a bottle of red wine and a bag of cinnamon candies.

Knuckles: A box of chocolates with fruit filling. They are wrapped in a scarf.

Lucas (of the Mother variety): A large box of chocolate almond cookies for you, Claus and Flint along with a rawhide bone for Boney.

Luigi: Scarves. A green one for you and a red one for Mario. There's also a tin of macaroons.

Mac: A pair of winter gloves and a box of chocolate chip cookies

Mei Ling: A pokemon doll with a little bag of chocolates tied to its arm. There's also a letter apologizing for almost picking a fight with her and getting drunk in front of her that night at the bar and hopes they can indeed become friends.

Paula: A bracelet and a bag of strawberry flavored candies.

Peach: A pair of earrings and a batch of homemade brownies his mother baked. She may of accidentally burnt a couple but she wanted to thank you for being so nice to Parakarry while she and her husband were being held captive.

Pit: A hat for the cold. There is a bag of peppermints inside it.

Sasha: Nothing. Get back to work, slave! A bracelet and a Christmas bonus in your paycheck.

Watt: A sketch pad with a box of colored pencils. There's also a box of chocolate truffles for you and your mother.

To everyone involved in the rescue party and those who delivered letters to the Mushroom Kingdom for him: you each get a bag of honey candies they double as cough drops, a sampler kit from the Parettas's store and a handwritten thank-you cards from the family.