smashacademy | Puppy Hour - 01

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::Video feed turns on. You are shown a smiling, youthful face, attached to a pair of the most respectable sideburns and a scraggly goatee. What you can see of his frame appears sturdy and strong. And energetic.::

Hi! Hello! Hi! My name's JOCK. I'm BLUE'S ARCANINE.

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Here is a list of ten important informations about me: ::starts holding up fingers to count::
1. I'm a pokemon
2. I'm an arcanine
3. Arcanines are fire types
4. Fire types are the best types
5. Arcanines are amazing
6. Mom is amazing. ::stares at hands intently:: Oh wow, I have more than six fingers on my front paws! Look at that! Uh, 7.
8. Look at all this hair I have on my face in this human body, isn't it crazy???
9. I like going for runs in the morning and eating raw steak for breakfast and I can probably run a million miles
10. I think mom's hair smells nice

I'm staying here now as a student! I should have put that up there, too. Bryony and Blake are here, too! They're on mom's team. Hi, mom! Hi, Bryony! Hi, Blake! I accidentally touched one of mom's disks and now I can be a human like mom! The big hands told me I could get a room with a kid named Link. They gave me this shirt! Mom says I'm handsome.

::The feed ends::

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Inside of Blue's small dorm room, there is a six-foot tall tiger-dog playing with a ball. He gnaws on it. He flies out of his mouth and jumps across the room. He lopes after it and it goes beneath a desk. he puts his giant head beneath it and, in wagging his tail while getting it out, some disks fly off of the desk.

Oh no, mom's disks!

Jock goes over to look at them. They're TM disks! Mom needs those, they're really important! Jock drops his ball and paws at the disks with his paw. He should try to put them back up on the desk with his mouth. What could possibly go wrong?

Jock leans down and picks up the one on the top with his giant tongue and carries it gently in his teeth. One Toxic TM placed gently back on the table. He goes down for the second TM. He picks it up with his tongue and, again, gingerly places it on the desk. One Ice Beam carefully replaced.

Jock is so good at this. Mom will be so proud.

Jock reaches down to pick up the third disk. He grabs it with his tongue and places it gently in his mouth and it begins to spin and glow, but Jock can't see that because it is in his mouth.

And suddenly, what had been an arcanine with a disk in his mouth was a naked buff guy with a disk in his mouth.

He yelped in terror and dropped the disk on the floor. He stared at his paws in terror - he had so many fingers, he couldn't even count them! And they were so smooth and hairless... comparatively so... and his teeth! They were so tiny! And his nose! And his legs! And where was his tail! And it was so cold without a warm ooat of fur covering his entire body, instead of whatever this was, which, while a prodigious amount, was considerably less than '100%.'

It was at that moment that Jock realized he'd been a very, very bad boy. He fled to the corner of the room in terror, crawling incredibly awkwardly. He hid his head underneath a chair and whined. He was in so much trouble with mom.

Blue had been out and about doing the things that moms do when they are in school, like being in class. Class was very important. Class was so important that she had definitely not fallen asleep during part of it because it had been pretty boring nosiree dog. Definitely did not have that happen. It totally happened.

~~Bret got distracted by updating pokemon pages~~ When she strolled through her door, it was immediately clear that something was somewhat amiss. The very first thing she noted was that when she had left, there was a very large puppy occupying the entirety of her bed. Now there was exactly zero puppy in the room. That was alarming enough on its own, but there was also more of a mess than when she had left. What on earth had happened here? Feeling more than just a little alarmed, she quickly strode into the room?

"Jock?" She called out, even if it seemed silly to do so when he wasn't there. Part of her was just hoping he was hiding and--

RANDOM NAKED BUFF GUY WITH HIS HEAD UNDER HER CHAIR WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.

"Bwuh?!"

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