Puppy Hour - 01 - Post and Actions

[flamejock]

::Video feed turns on. You are shown a smiling, youthful face, attached to a pair of the most respectable sideburns and a scraggly goatee. What you can see of his frame appears sturdy and strong. And energetic.::

Hi! Hello! Hi! My name's JOCK. I'm BLUE'S ARCANINE.

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Here is a list of ten important informations about me: ::starts holding up fingers to count::
1. I'm a pokemon
2. I'm an arcanine
3. Arcanines are fire types
4. Fire types are the best types
5. Arcanines are amazing
6. Mom is amazing. ::stares at hands intently:: Oh wow, I have more than six fingers on my front paws! Look at that! Uh, 7.
8. Look at all this hair I have on my face in this human body, isn't it crazy???
9. I like going for runs in the morning and eating raw steak for breakfast and I can probably run a million miles
10. I think mom's hair smells nice

I'm staying here now as a student! I should have put that up there, too. Bryony and Blake are here, too! They're on mom's team. Hi, mom! Hi, Bryony! Hi, Blake! I accidentally touched one of mom's disks and now I can be a human like mom! The big hands told me I could get a room with a kid named Link. They gave me this shirt! Mom says I'm handsome.

::The feed ends::

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Comments

[Yes]

[travelingdarkness]

It is not a matter of disbelief, Jock, I am simply better tasked for the night... I can only regret my absence.

Yes, I see your fur is very much reduced. I envy your fire - without my mane, I find the open air quite cold.

[So, video or what?]

[flamejock]

It's still sort of chilly for me, too. I've got fire on the inside, but it's not on my face or anything. I'm used to being hot on the inside and being covered in fur -- taking away the fur just makes my skin feel cold.

I beat up a trainer who said he was stronger than mom. You should have been there, I was great.

[webcam powers go]

[travelingdarkness]

Then we must endure, as Mistress Blue does for the whole of her existence. It is the curse of this form.

I am sure you were very formidable, and again, I regret to have missed it.

[Vidya]

[flamejock]

Yeah, I guess that's why people wear clothes. It's cold without them. But I remembered to take my shirt off before I beat up that stupid trainer so I wouldn't get it dirty. Mom never likes it when I get messy.

Speaking of the curse of this form, uh. I need to ask you a question. I'd ask mom but... I feel stupid asking her.

[travelingdarkness]

I have found the washing of clothes to be a simpler task than what I have observed of washing an Arcanine, forgive me for saying so.

Ah... if it is within my ability, I will answer.

[flamejock]

So do you, uh. When you need to. Do you use the human bathroom. You know, use it.

[travelingdarkness]

...Are you inquiring if I prefer the use of human facilities against other areas of disposal?

[flamejock]

Yes.

[travelingdarkness]

I have been instructed to use them, and so I do.

Why is it that you ask?

[flamejock]

I don't know how it works.

[travelingdarkness]

Do you require a demonstration?

[flamejock]

I mean. You don't have to show me while you use it yourself for real but if you could just, like, show me how you do the things. Without actually doing them. I mean, if you need to take a pee and are okay with me watching you, I'd be fine with that. But if you don't need to if you just walk me through it. I'm most worried about the sit-down toilet.