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::Video feed turns on. You are shown a smiling, youthful face, attached to a pair of the most respectable sideburns and a scraggly goatee. What you can see of his frame appears sturdy and strong. And energetic.::

Hi! Hello! Hi! My name's JOCK. I'm BLUE'S ARCANINE.

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Here is a list of ten important informations about me: ::starts holding up fingers to count::
1. I'm a pokemon
2. I'm an arcanine
3. Arcanines are fire types
4. Fire types are the best types
5. Arcanines are amazing
6. Mom is amazing. ::stares at hands intently:: Oh wow, I have more than six fingers on my front paws! Look at that! Uh, 7.
8. Look at all this hair I have on my face in this human body, isn't it crazy???
9. I like going for runs in the morning and eating raw steak for breakfast and I can probably run a million miles
10. I think mom's hair smells nice

I'm staying here now as a student! I should have put that up there, too. Bryony and Blake are here, too! They're on mom's team. Hi, mom! Hi, Bryony! Hi, Blake! I accidentally touched one of mom's disks and now I can be a human like mom! The big hands told me I could get a room with a kid named Link. They gave me this shirt! Mom says I'm handsome.

::The feed ends::

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Oh, I'll find you! I find you so hard!

::Jock stands up and walks slowly, very slowly, away from the camera, and out the door. You now have a live feed of an empty dorm room::

::Walking up to you slowly is a 5'11" tall man who is built like an olympic weightlifter - thick and sturdy. He pulls at the buttons of his shirt awkwardly and he eventually undoes a couple of them and pulls the rest over his head. He appears to have several white rabbits stapled to his chest. He calls out to you in a loud voice::

You're the quitter gym leader who said he could beat up my mom?

[Chili turns around to greet this really strong looking guy. At his very core he was probably scared in some way, but there was no way he'd acknowledge it, much less let it shine through.

Somehow, Chili managed to talk himself into believing he had a chance in this fight. Probably his pride's doing. His brow furrows, and he stares back at Jock with wide eyes.]

Quitter...? Hey, I'm no quitter! Otherwise you've got the right guy, that's me!

::Jock had no idea how to attack anything in this body. He usually bit things or spat fire at them. He did, however, know how to just bash into things using EXTREME SPEED. Only he knew he couldn't run in this body. Maybe giving him a sharp headbutt like he was using Strength to shove rocks around? He'd seen people hit other people with their arms before. Like a hitmonchan. That was probably how people attacked other people. Arcanines should have been able to learn fire punch, alright? They had paws, that counts probably.::

::Jock continued to walk slowly up to Chili to invade his personal space. Also to be within headbutting reach.::

Go ahead. Take the first hit.

::He ground his teeth in frustration::

[Chili could probably sympathize with that notion, not knowing how to attack anything in this body-- oh wait, he didn't really have an excuse except for being a scrawny boy. He felt his heart rate rise as Jock drew closer, but it was easily mistakable for adrenaline or something, so he held his ground with confidence.]

Fine! You asked for it! [He huffs. Then, he spins on his heel and attempts to land an uppercut with all the force he could muster. Gotta make use of being 5'4" somehow...?]

::And so Jock took the punch from the weakling manchild on the chin. He had had much, much, much harder hits in his life -- nasty run-ins with Rock-Tomb using Onixes, Hydro Pumps from an irate Gyrados, an Earthquake from a an adorable Diglet.::

::He looked down at Chili carefully.::

::JOCK USED STRENGTH::

::Jock swiftly brought his head down in a headbutt on Chili's noggin::

[SHIT. That didn't go as planned. Chili's eyes met with Jock's before he landed his blow, his mouth agape and his eyes wide and questioning. But then...]

--NNNGAHH-!!

[There was no way that Chili would have expected a headbutt like that to hurt so bad, but it did. He was almost sure he should have probably fallen over but instead, he staggered backwards, then proceeded to fall over, landing on his elbow. He appears very disoriented, and probably in pain, since his free hand stuck itself into his fiery hair to clutch onto his head.]

Edited (i'm captain dingus) 2012-10-25 07:05 (UTC)

::Pokemon battle until a trainer calls them off, or until someone passes out, Chili. You really should have remember that before you got into a fight with such a brilliant godbeast as Jock.::

::Jock leaped on top of Chili (jumping was easier than walking for him, as that had always been hind legs doing most of the work) and drove his elbow into Chili's chest::

::JOCK USED REVERSAL::

::Don't worry, Chili. As Jock hasn't been hurt that much in the battle, Reveral isn't that effective right now. Unless people count as normal types...::

[Maybe they do. Regardless of its type effectiveness, it could at least be considered something of a critical hit: Chili didn't expect his opponent to come after him and hit him again in succession like that, so he didn't see it coming. He failed to brace himself, and so when Jock strikes him, he is especially shocked and probably makes a face that goes well with the pain searing through his person. A PERFECT COMBO.

Chili's hands compulsively fling themselves to grab on to Jock's elbow, as if he could lift him off and relieve some of the pain. It doesn't help because he can't even begin to exert the force to lift, for starters.

WHAT A BAD DECISION]

::Jock was getting into this. And what Jock's instincts told him to do (aside from setting Chili on fire) was to tear him up with his teeth. Jock bared his teeth and bit into Chili's shoulder.::

::JOCK USED CRUNCH::

::What a tiny mouth he had in this body. What a terrible mouth this was.::

::Jock growled. Not the attack, but just growling, as he was latched onto Chili's shoulder.::

[Now, having your puppies scattered off in different rooms meant that there was going to be lots of visits. Since Jock was the latest to acquire a new room, that meant he was the first in line for a visit today.

You can imagine that when she walked down the hallway, seeing this puppy latched onto Chili's shoulder was not the sort of thing she was expecting.

Holy balls why was this happening.]

... J-Jock! That's enough!

::Jock continued to bite Chili's shoulder, growling. He shook Chili as best as he could which wasn't very good and really was just awkward all around. This would work so much better if he were an arcanine right now.

He let go of him disdainfully, spitting at him as he did. He glared down at the trainer's face, Chili's noodle-arms ineffective in moving Jock up even an inch, but Jock is getting up of his own volition now.::

You're lucky. And you're not stronger than mom. You're a bad trainer.

::Jock finally stood and growled at the man still on the ground. He stood next to him and just GLARED DOWN. STILL GLARING. STILL GROWLING. STILL FUZZY.::

Edited 2012-10-27 07:36 (UTC)

[Chili coughs, relieved to have this guy off of him. He's too busy dealing with getting back up and onto his feet to come back with some threatening reply, but he certainly didn't want to be caught looking like he'd lost anything. His pride wanted him to stand tall and dust himself off, but trying to jump back to his feet is probably the worst idea at the moment.]

Y-You... 're... unnngh... ...

[YES. Bad Idea. He neglected to consider his injuries - especially his head, which was pounding - and though he miraculously made it to his feet, he was quick to topple backwards and lose consciousness.

So much for trying to look tough. Oh well: Chili had to succumb to that head injury sometime, and it looks like now was prime time to do so. He is out like a light and KO'd on the floor.]

::Jock turned around to Blue, all smiles and happiness on his face::

Mom, I beat him for you! He told me that he was stronger than you and that he could beat you up and I told him that he couldn't do that and he couldn't say that and that he was just saying that and do you know what he told me? He told me that he wasn't all bark and no bite and he could do it! He said that to me! An arcanine! So I told him I'd show him my bite! And I won! I knocked him out for you.

::He's so happy that he did The Right Thing For Your Honor that he's bouncing up and down as he tells you this. He bounces up next to you and puts his head down for a hair scratch. A hair scratch for good work.::

Edited 2012-10-28 03:29 (UTC)

[Ohhh... Oh was this a pride nomming. Blue glanced between Jock and the passed out gym leader. No wait he was taking a break from that... AT ANY RATE. Chili weren't you a fire type trainer. Didn't you know not to get a fire type going on issues of pride. That was never a good idea, Chili.

Her fingers hovered over the head waiting for scritches.]

Are you saying this was a fight you both agreed to?

::Jock nods his head vigorously::

He said he could beat you up easy! I told him I didn't like him anymore and that he was lying and he said he was strong and could beat you up and I said that I wouldn't let him! That I would beat him up before he could try! And he told me to come find him! SO I DID.

He was easy to beat up even using this weird body.

::He is now pushing his head into your hand. Push. Push. Push.::

Hmmm.

[There was a light pat on top of his head.]

He was pretty valiant for trying to take you on though. Or a bit dumb... Next time, ask me first, pup. Maybe I would have liked taking him on myself. [Because honestly, Chili, Blue thought she could take you on. She sighed and lifted Jock's head with her hand. She didn't look angry, and there was a bit of a smirk there, but she looked fairly serious.]

We need to choose our fights a bit more carefully here, Jock. Some people are all talk like he was, but that's not true for everyone. [Patpat.]

Pick him up please, we can talk while we take him to the nurse.

::Jock looked down at Chili. Jock still didn't like him. Jock didn't want to have to carry him because he was a bad trainer who said bad things.::

::He walked over and grabbed at his clothes and tried to pick him up by his shirt. This was awkward and wrong.::

Should I just turn into an arcanine and you can put him on my back? I don't think I'm doing this right...

[Wince.]

Yeah, that's probably the better plan.

::Jock let Chili back down onto the ground. Not dropping him, but not being perfectly gentle, either. There was a POOF and some smoake and instead of a shirtless dude there was a brilliant godbeast. He knelt down next to Chili so that Blue could put him on his back.::

[Blue gave his side a very fond pat and went about the delicate process of trying to move the incapacitated. ... It did not go very gently either. Sorry Chili.]

::That guy sucks, don't worry about it mom.::

::Jock stands up and walks off with Blue to take this guy to the nurse's office. Hopefully Blue knows where that is.::

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