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::Video feed turns on. You are shown a smiling, youthful face, attached to a pair of the most respectable sideburns and a scraggly goatee. What you can see of his frame appears sturdy and strong. And energetic.::

Hi! Hello! Hi! My name's JOCK. I'm BLUE'S ARCANINE.

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Here is a list of ten important informations about me: ::starts holding up fingers to count::
1. I'm a pokemon
2. I'm an arcanine
3. Arcanines are fire types
4. Fire types are the best types
5. Arcanines are amazing
6. Mom is amazing. ::stares at hands intently:: Oh wow, I have more than six fingers on my front paws! Look at that! Uh, 7.
8. Look at all this hair I have on my face in this human body, isn't it crazy???
9. I like going for runs in the morning and eating raw steak for breakfast and I can probably run a million miles
10. I think mom's hair smells nice

I'm staying here now as a student! I should have put that up there, too. Bryony and Blake are here, too! They're on mom's team. Hi, mom! Hi, Bryony! Hi, Blake! I accidentally touched one of mom's disks and now I can be a human like mom! The big hands told me I could get a room with a kid named Link. They gave me this shirt! Mom says I'm handsome.

::The feed ends::

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::puffing out his chest? Is this some sort of MAN OFF?::

::Jock puffs out his chest in response. As Jock has actual muscle, this is far more impressive than your boyish attempts::

I bet I could beat you easy. Mom's a great trainer. I'm really strong.

You say that, but my Pokémon are super tough! [Chili appears challenging and raring to go, but then his expression falters.]

Well... they're tough, but I still have a lot of work to do. It's my fault that we're where we're at, so I need to become a better trainer for my Pokémon. Hey, since you're a Pokémon, would you agree? Isn't it important for a trainer to be at the same level as his Pokémon?

A trainer should be stronger than her pokemon, because she's super amazing. I bet Blue could beat you up.

...Yeah, okay, I thought so! [GONNA TAKE THAT AS AN AFFIRMATIVE SIR]

But Blue won't beat me up. I wouldn't even let her!

She could do it! She could beat up anybody.

Yeah, okay, she's probably strong, I don't doubt that. But trust me, when it comes to being a powerhouse, I'm where it's at! I'm definitely super strong!

That's a lie! You can't say that about my mom! I don't like you anymore. ::Jock is now visibly growling at you over the camera::

Hey, I'm just being completely honest here. I'm not all bark and no bite! [He's crossing his arms and looking all confident and smug.] I can back it up and everything!

That's it! You want bite? I'll give you bite! You and me! One on one! I'll even use this stupid human body to give you the beatdown of your life! You can't say that about my mom! ::Suffice to say there's way more growling going on now::

Hey, I thought this was about me and Blue, not me and you! [GOLLY GEE AN ARCANINE EVEN AS A HUMAN IS KIND OF INTIMIDATING but he's going to ignore that for now.]

But I said I'd back it up, so... So bring it on!! I'll show you what I'm made of! I can take that!

Edited 2012-10-24 06:10 (UTC)

::GROWL:: Trainers are supposed to be stronger than their pokemon! It's what you said! So if I beat you up, then you know mom's way stronger than you! ::GROWL::

When are we fighting? Is it now? Tell me when we're fighting! ::GROWL GROWL GROWL::

Sure, now! I don't have anything better to do anyway. [Chili just grins.] I'm near the courtyard. Come find me! I'll show you what I'm made of! ~~Answer: made of nothing, everyone go home~~

Oh, I'll find you! I find you so hard!

::Jock stands up and walks slowly, very slowly, away from the camera, and out the door. You now have a live feed of an empty dorm room::

::Walking up to you slowly is a 5'11" tall man who is built like an olympic weightlifter - thick and sturdy. He pulls at the buttons of his shirt awkwardly and he eventually undoes a couple of them and pulls the rest over his head. He appears to have several white rabbits stapled to his chest. He calls out to you in a loud voice::

You're the quitter gym leader who said he could beat up my mom?

[Chili turns around to greet this really strong looking guy. At his very core he was probably scared in some way, but there was no way he'd acknowledge it, much less let it shine through.

Somehow, Chili managed to talk himself into believing he had a chance in this fight. Probably his pride's doing. His brow furrows, and he stares back at Jock with wide eyes.]

Quitter...? Hey, I'm no quitter! Otherwise you've got the right guy, that's me!

::Jock had no idea how to attack anything in this body. He usually bit things or spat fire at them. He did, however, know how to just bash into things using EXTREME SPEED. Only he knew he couldn't run in this body. Maybe giving him a sharp headbutt like he was using Strength to shove rocks around? He'd seen people hit other people with their arms before. Like a hitmonchan. That was probably how people attacked other people. Arcanines should have been able to learn fire punch, alright? They had paws, that counts probably.::

::Jock continued to walk slowly up to Chili to invade his personal space. Also to be within headbutting reach.::

Go ahead. Take the first hit.

::He ground his teeth in frustration::

[Chili could probably sympathize with that notion, not knowing how to attack anything in this body-- oh wait, he didn't really have an excuse except for being a scrawny boy. He felt his heart rate rise as Jock drew closer, but it was easily mistakable for adrenaline or something, so he held his ground with confidence.]

Fine! You asked for it! [He huffs. Then, he spins on his heel and attempts to land an uppercut with all the force he could muster. Gotta make use of being 5'4" somehow...?]

::And so Jock took the punch from the weakling manchild on the chin. He had had much, much, much harder hits in his life -- nasty run-ins with Rock-Tomb using Onixes, Hydro Pumps from an irate Gyrados, an Earthquake from a an adorable Diglet.::

::He looked down at Chili carefully.::

::JOCK USED STRENGTH::

::Jock swiftly brought his head down in a headbutt on Chili's noggin::

[SHIT. That didn't go as planned. Chili's eyes met with Jock's before he landed his blow, his mouth agape and his eyes wide and questioning. But then...]

--NNNGAHH-!!

[There was no way that Chili would have expected a headbutt like that to hurt so bad, but it did. He was almost sure he should have probably fallen over but instead, he staggered backwards, then proceeded to fall over, landing on his elbow. He appears very disoriented, and probably in pain, since his free hand stuck itself into his fiery hair to clutch onto his head.]

Edited (i'm captain dingus) 2012-10-25 07:05 (UTC)

::Pokemon battle until a trainer calls them off, or until someone passes out, Chili. You really should have remember that before you got into a fight with such a brilliant godbeast as Jock.::

::Jock leaped on top of Chili (jumping was easier than walking for him, as that had always been hind legs doing most of the work) and drove his elbow into Chili's chest::

::JOCK USED REVERSAL::

::Don't worry, Chili. As Jock hasn't been hurt that much in the battle, Reveral isn't that effective right now. Unless people count as normal types...::

[Maybe they do. Regardless of its type effectiveness, it could at least be considered something of a critical hit: Chili didn't expect his opponent to come after him and hit him again in succession like that, so he didn't see it coming. He failed to brace himself, and so when Jock strikes him, he is especially shocked and probably makes a face that goes well with the pain searing through his person. A PERFECT COMBO.

Chili's hands compulsively fling themselves to grab on to Jock's elbow, as if he could lift him off and relieve some of the pain. It doesn't help because he can't even begin to exert the force to lift, for starters.

WHAT A BAD DECISION]

::Jock was getting into this. And what Jock's instincts told him to do (aside from setting Chili on fire) was to tear him up with his teeth. Jock bared his teeth and bit into Chili's shoulder.::

::JOCK USED CRUNCH::

::What a tiny mouth he had in this body. What a terrible mouth this was.::

::Jock growled. Not the attack, but just growling, as he was latched onto Chili's shoulder.::

[Now, having your puppies scattered off in different rooms meant that there was going to be lots of visits. Since Jock was the latest to acquire a new room, that meant he was the first in line for a visit today.

You can imagine that when she walked down the hallway, seeing this puppy latched onto Chili's shoulder was not the sort of thing she was expecting.

Holy balls why was this happening.]

... J-Jock! That's enough!

::Jock continued to bite Chili's shoulder, growling. He shook Chili as best as he could which wasn't very good and really was just awkward all around. This would work so much better if he were an arcanine right now.

He let go of him disdainfully, spitting at him as he did. He glared down at the trainer's face, Chili's noodle-arms ineffective in moving Jock up even an inch, but Jock is getting up of his own volition now.::

You're lucky. And you're not stronger than mom. You're a bad trainer.

::Jock finally stood and growled at the man still on the ground. He stood next to him and just GLARED DOWN. STILL GLARING. STILL GROWLING. STILL FUZZY.::

Edited 2012-10-27 07:36 (UTC)

[Chili coughs, relieved to have this guy off of him. He's too busy dealing with getting back up and onto his feet to come back with some threatening reply, but he certainly didn't want to be caught looking like he'd lost anything. His pride wanted him to stand tall and dust himself off, but trying to jump back to his feet is probably the worst idea at the moment.]

Y-You... 're... unnngh... ...

[YES. Bad Idea. He neglected to consider his injuries - especially his head, which was pounding - and though he miraculously made it to his feet, he was quick to topple backwards and lose consciousness.

So much for trying to look tough. Oh well: Chili had to succumb to that head injury sometime, and it looks like now was prime time to do so. He is out like a light and KO'd on the floor.]

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