Puppy Hour - 01 - Post and Actions

[flamejock]

::Video feed turns on. You are shown a smiling, youthful face, attached to a pair of the most respectable sideburns and a scraggly goatee. What you can see of his frame appears sturdy and strong. And energetic.::

Hi! Hello! Hi! My name's JOCK. I'm BLUE'S ARCANINE.

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Here is a list of ten important informations about me: ::starts holding up fingers to count::
1. I'm a pokemon
2. I'm an arcanine
3. Arcanines are fire types
4. Fire types are the best types
5. Arcanines are amazing
6. Mom is amazing. ::stares at hands intently:: Oh wow, I have more than six fingers on my front paws! Look at that! Uh, 7.
8. Look at all this hair I have on my face in this human body, isn't it crazy???
9. I like going for runs in the morning and eating raw steak for breakfast and I can probably run a million miles
10. I think mom's hair smells nice

I'm staying here now as a student! I should have put that up there, too. Bryony and Blake are here, too! They're on mom's team. Hi, mom! Hi, Bryony! Hi, Blake! I accidentally touched one of mom's disks and now I can be a human like mom! The big hands told me I could get a room with a kid named Link. They gave me this shirt! Mom says I'm handsome.

::The feed ends::

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Comments

[rivalthunderbolts]

No, it's electric.

[flamejock]

Have you ever seen a manectric?

Fire.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Have you ever seen a Macargo?

Electric.

[flamejock]

That's also a rock type. I blame the rock for that.

Fire.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Blame the rock all you want, you're still wrong.

Electric.

[flamejock]

... you're some sorta electric type, aren't you? Your hair's all yellow.

Fire.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Good guess. Jolteon. Name's Jolt.

Electric.

[flamejock]

Wait, aren't you one of Green's?

His arcanine would tell you the answer's fire.

[negativeions]

Oh, you know me. Here, this help?

Char would disagree too. I'm sticking by my answer though.

[flamejock]

Well I'm going to agree with the fire types. That puts it three to one, we win.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Teaming up only makes you three times as wrong.

[flamejock]

Three times as right.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Three times as wrong.

[flamejock]

Well my mom has a charizard and a flareon and me, so she likes fire types best of all. And I don't care what you think, she's right.

[rivalthunderbolts]

That's just personal preference. Electric is still better.

[flamejock]

And her preference is best. Green's got a charizard and an arcanine. He knows what's what.

[rivalthunderbolts]

Look, I could spend all day trying to prove to you how empirically better electric types are, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt seeing as you're one of Blue's team, and she and my boss are such good friends. Besides, one Earthquake will take out both of us.

So that means one day they're gonna train against each other, and I'll have a chance to show you first-hand.

[flamejock]

At least I could do something about a diglet

And when that day comes, I'll show you the power of fire.

[rivalthunderbolts]

I'm looking forward to it.