Evve (
idowhatilike) wrote in
smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm
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[The most disgruntled video]
[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
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Is this.
A new.
Truancy Officer.
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Well, at least there's someone who seems to be a little sane in this gang of three now.]
Good.
Your first line of duty is examining the rules of our faction.
Be sure to follow these.
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Do you have a kid's menu I can work off of?
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Fine.
He'll humor you.]
At least adhere to this much.
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[How is she not dead yet]
[she's not in range that is the only reason why]
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Aah, it's been some time since I've seen an Eevee! Welcome to the Academy. I'm afraid expecting the students not to do anything stupid is a futile effort, however.
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But yeah, I wasn't going to get my hopes up, considering the lot that runs this place to begin with had me questioning the integrity of the school.
[ She's eyeing the feed with some criticism to what she's seeing. Is she a... Hmm. ]
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...I certainly wouldn't judge anything by the assistant head master. He's... truly a unique case.
[Yeah. That's one way to put it.]
Anyway, I know it can be a little difficult to adjust to a place like this. I'd be happy to do what I can to help you settle in, if you need anything. My name's Blacky.
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[I'm so sorry for Evve. crying softly]
HAHAHAHA
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Do you really expect anyone to take an Eevee seriously as a figure of authority?
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[ NOW WHAT. ]
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[FRGHHFGHF.]
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[six days for this tiny tag. I'm so sorry.]
[NOW I AM APOLOGIZING.]
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No smiles here. ]
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Like that!
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Man did you get the shit end of the stick with that job ahahaha.
Best of luck and all that dumb bullshit. To be honest, you're better off sittin' back, enjoyin' the pay and lettin' the fucktards continue doin' whatever they like.
It'll be easier on you, trust me.
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[ She conjures up a small smirk. ]
I don't know what they were thinking when they thought I was the Eevee for the job, but it's my belief that the moment authority is out of sight, the children will poke their own eyes out with sticks.
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No one really pushes rules up in this shit generally unless shit goes down. Fucked up shit is, that when shit does go down, they take it to a whole new level sometimes.
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Ah, welcome to the school Ms. Evve. I'm Phoenix Wright, the political science instructor. If you need any help getting acclimated, I will gladly be of service.
The students can be a bit unruly, but really, most of them are nice kids.
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That's a great deal of confidence you have in the student body. [ Pause. ] And the staff.
Your positivity is commendable.
[ Is she... serious? ]
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Position of authority can be mighty dangerous, even for a gorgeous woman such as yourself. Stupidity lurks at every turn.
For example, that blue guy in the library? Full of stupid.
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And how do you define 'stupid'? Are you around every corner?
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lmfao I love these two 8')
i know oh godbfrjhjshd CRIES THAT ICON THO LMAO
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[ She sounds proud of that fact. ]
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An Eevee, eh? Welcome to the Academy.
Being in a position of authority here is going to be a challenge. Good luck, keep a stiff upper lip and don't allow the hoodlums any quarter.
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I suppose it's only a challenge if I choose to contend with it, right?
Besides, I'm not equipped to deal with hoodlums, vandals, or otherwise restless delinquents with nothing constructive to do.
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