[The most disgruntled video]

[idowhatilike]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]

Comments

[idowhatilike]

He's funnier than you, tight cheeks.

[obfuskate]

There is nothing amusing about him.

[idowhatilike]

Does he make you mad?

[obfuskate]

... Is that not already obvious?

[idowhatilike]

You're funny when you're mad.
He makes you mad.
Therefore, he is amusing, or a source of amusement, if it helps you sleep at night.

[obfuskate]

You should not think I am amusing when I am angry.

You will eventually learn this, once you irritate me within range of attack.

[look he won't hesitate to knock some sense into you like he has to do to resetti okay]

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[idowhatilike]

[ And that woman from the feed earlier is now an adorable little Eevee all up on your screen. GET A GOOD LOOK AT HER, SHADOW. SHE IS CUTE AS FUCK. ]

You would strike a defenseless Eevee due to a little irritation?

I hope you're not married.

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[obfuskate]

Without hesitation.

[WOW SHADOW, RUDE.]

... What does marriage have to do with anything?

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[idowhatilike]

Shadow's a wife beater.

Who's your wife, Shadow? I must protect her. I will allow her take a leave of absence from your daily beat downs without penalty.

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[obfuskate]

You presumptuous ignoramus, I am not married.

[Uh oh. YOU ACTIVATED THAT FACE.]

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[idowhatilike]

You've got to be.

No one could be this full of rage without being stuck with someone for life.

[ Pause.






Oh. ]

Unless you're simply not being satisfied at home.

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[obfuskate]

I have no need to be with anyone for life.

[say that to future shadow who will wind up marrying sonic I MEAN WHAT NO]

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[idowhatilike]

[Uhm yes.

... Smiiiiile. ]

You're so legible.

It's kind of cute in a pathetic way.


But I won't marry you.

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[obfuskate]

Implying that I would even wish to spend a sliver of my life with you...!

[He was able to tolerate her, but now?

IT

IS

ON.]

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[idowhatilike]

Oh, did you have someone else in mind?

Well, quite frankly, I'm jealous that they have the option to spend their entire life with someone as livid as you.

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[obfuskate]

I do not. I have no interest in romance whatsoever.

[...

Yet.]

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[idowhatilike]

That is probably for the best.

I wouldn't dream of wishing a wife-beating, impatient, high strung, callous, socially inept hedgehog like you upon anyone.

At least you got your looks.




I guess.

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[obfuskate]

[He has to bat Resetti's grubby mitts away from the keyboard because of that one.]

Fine. I care little what you or anyone else thinks. I have no need for romance anyway.

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[idowhatilike]

But, Shadow, you sound so upset.

[ She gives him a little frown to show that maaaaybe she is, too. ]

I apologize if I hurt your feelings.

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[obfuskate]

...

You did not.

You simply annoy the living hell out of me.

[YEP.]

[How is she not dead yet]

[idowhatilike]

Oh, well, in that case, I am to understand that alcohol is a fantastic way to take the edge off.

Presuming you aren't constantly drunk as it is.

[she's not in range that is the only reason why]

[obfuskate]

My drinking habits are none of your business.

... And for the record, I do not get drunk.

[idowhatilike]

Well, holy moly! You've already built a tolerance, have you? I bet your liver is the envy of alcoholics everywhere.

[obfuskate]

I hardly drink, and if I do, it is a small amount of bourbon and nothing more.

[SHEESH.]

[idowhatilike]

[ STARE. SLOW ASCENT OF A SMILE.. ]