[The most disgruntled video]

[idowhatilike]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]

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[text]

[obfuskate]

[...

Is this.

A new.

Truancy Officer.

...

Well, at least there's someone who seems to be a little sane in this gang of three now.]

Good.

Your first line of duty is examining the rules of our faction.

I. Before morning duties begin, one must place the muzzle on the mole. Do so with great care, lest he have a stroke in retaliation. (Note: It may or may not be faked.)
II. No going through each other's private belongings. This includes in the office. Be professional, not childish.
III. No screaming. This will apply less to anyone without the name of one Mister Sonny Resetti.
IV. I mean it, no screaming. There will be repercussions.
V. Lunch is to be taken from 12 PM to 12:30 PM. However, you will still be considered `on duty` at lunch. You will understand once you have witnessed cafeteria hours for the first time.
VI. Absolutely no food and drink in the office. This includes sneaking snacks. Resetti, there will be no pretzels on the premises whatsoever.
VII. Maintain orderly conduct. Unless you must scold Resetti, then by all means.
VIII. No screaming.

Be sure to follow these.

[Video]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[SO MANY EEVEE FAMILY MEMBERS LATELY. Blacky is too thrilled to be put off by a cold demeanor.]

Aah, it's been some time since I've seen an Eevee! Welcome to the Academy. I'm afraid expecting the students not to do anything stupid is a futile effort, however.

[video]

[hissyfit]

[This Eevee thinks it's tough shit. This may be the most hilarious thing Eli's seen in a long while. It doesn't show, though, and she's looking as unimpressed as ever.]

Do you really expect anyone to take an Eevee seriously as a figure of authority?

[video]

[iaiai]

You should smile!

[Video]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Authority? [Snicker... snicker... snort... laugh]

Man did you get the shit end of the stick with that job ahahaha.

Best of luck and all that dumb bullshit. To be honest, you're better off sittin' back, enjoyin' the pay and lettin' the fucktards continue doin' whatever they like.

It'll be easier on you, trust me.

Video

[thewrightidea]

[Phoenix notices the unwelcoming disposition, but still tries to be as nice as he can possibly be.]

Ah, welcome to the school Ms. Evve. I'm Phoenix Wright, the political science instructor. If you need any help getting acclimated, I will gladly be of service.

The students can be a bit unruly, but really, most of them are nice kids.

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[explosion_day]

[You have attracted the attention of a most manly sounding voice.]

Position of authority can be mighty dangerous, even for a gorgeous woman such as yourself. Stupidity lurks at every turn.

For example, that blue guy in the library? Full of stupid.

[will_be_god]

A figure of authority...what do you believe qualifies you for this role?

[Video]

[bassinyoface]

I like you already toots. You already have excepted how stupid it is to try and control us.

[jonny_talbain]

[Ah, look at that. Another member of the lineface club. Jon approves.]

An Eevee, eh? Welcome to the Academy.

Being in a position of authority here is going to be a challenge. Good luck, keep a stiff upper lip and don't allow the hoodlums any quarter.