smashacademy | [The most disgruntled video]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]

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Is that so?

Perhaps only a true adventurer can see it. I suppose the timid wouldn't be able to handle it.

Well I could if your shirt wasn't in the way.

Just sayin'.

[ Evve may not be a real human, nor does it matter to her what this idiot can and can't see when it comes to this body, but she understands the implication well enough. ]

Oh, is that the issue? Perhaps I should remove it then.

[ Evve reaches down for the hem of her brown turtleneck, rolling it up just enough to show her belly and eyeing the camera with only a small smirk. ]

Are you sure you're a true adventurer? I don't want to end you with the beauty of a fine collar, cultivated by my countless risky undertakings.

[Wait WAIT SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT

oh

yes

oh yes that's it

good

gurl you tease

He's totally cool.]

I'll have you know risky and dangerous just happens to be my middle name.

[ Evve nods in an understanding, then ever so slowly begins to lift her shirt up. She's leaning toward the camera, making sure Rick can see every single fiber being folded over itself as more and more of her smooth, just-pecked-by-the-Sun flesh is exposed. The shadows of them appear, the article overcoming the camera as it rises to reveal two large, glistening, PERFECT... ]

[ ...EEVEE EYES.

Stare. ]

[WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.]

.........

[No what is this witchcraft.]

Hey. Hey, you. With the ears. Put Evve back on.

[ She tilts her head... then slooooowly smiles.

Her paws reach up to fluff her collar up, like she's showing it off to her viewer.

DO YOU LIKE IT, RICK? ]

[If you could see how ANGRY THIS LITTLE ROBOT EYEBALL LOOKED RIGHT NOW.]

I'm not foolin' around. Did you take her? If you took her I'll come over there and beat all that fur right offa' you.

I'll have you know that confiscating my fur for yourself will not enhance your adventurer's spirit.

Or whatever else it is that you are attempting to compensate for.

Edited 2012-07-17 16:58 (UTC)

[EVVE... DID YOU JUST... TURN INTO A LITTLE FURRY THING...?]

...

[what happen]

Right. I'm lettin' you off the hook for this one, just this one time. On account of it being... you.

I see you've realized.

By your statement, am I to understand that you've no objections to my 'Adventurer Form'?

[p r o c e s s i n g . . .]

...Maybe.

Good enough.

[ That said, Evve closes her beady little eyes and focuses on changing back to her human form. When she does return, however, the camera exposes far more caramel skin than before, that sleeveless sweater of hers vanished into thin air. Most of the good bits, however, are blocked. Sorry, Rick. ]

Then I suppose we're done here, hm? [ She reaches up to close the laptop. ]

Ta-ta, Rick.

[Evve, you're terrible. ]

[BABE YOU'RE TERRIBLE.]

[HHHGGHHHHNNNNNN]

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lmfao I love these two 8')

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