[The most disgruntled video]

[idowhatilike]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]

Comments

[Video]

[idowhatilike]

[ She gives Mr. Wright the once over (as much as she can via video feed) and serves up a firm nod. ]

That's a great deal of confidence you have in the student body. [ Pause. ] And the staff.

Your positivity is commendable.

[ Is she... serious? ]

[Video]

[thewrightidea]

[Phoenix isn't sure what to make of what she says, but he gives a small nervous laugh.]

Oh... Well, thank you?

It gets easier over time.

Re: [Video]

[idowhatilike]

So you're jaded. I understand. Perhaps when I've become accustomed to this school, I will achieve such serenity, too, Mr. Wright.

Tell me: how long have you been here?

[Video]

[thewrightidea]

Ahaha... jaded? Er...

I've been here since last October.

[Video]

[idowhatilike]

[ He appears to be a simple enough guy... Hmmm. ]

And you've maintained your sanity?

[Video]

[thewrightidea]

[Phoenix really has no idea what to think of this woman, but he figures he will never be close to her. He'll just maintain being polite.]

Y-yes. Of course.